lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

Funny Top Gear has a pretty good feel for what’s special…or has the ‘IT’ factor. Let’s review

B5 RS4 - never mentioned it
C5 RS6 - mentioned it as being boring
B7 RS4 - raved about it, loved it, featured it in multiple episodes, even when it was old and being overtaken by its rivals
C6 RS6 - liked it for it’s absurdity (V10 TT), but didn’t love it or recommend it
B8 RS5 - found it a bit boring
TTRS - never mentioned it
C7 RS6/7 - never mentioned it

A unit of forced induction hp are worse than naturally aspirated hp, as far as power delivery and driving experience goes. The naturally aspirated power is always preferred. The only people who prefer forced induction hp are poor people and cheap people. That’s a bit mean, but I’m serious.

Buying 400hp from the factory is expensive. Buying 250 hp from the factory and modifying to 400 is much cheaper and easy to do with a forced induction car, thus it’s deemed better for people with no financial option to buy 400 factory hp. Never mind that the boosted car is peaky, late onset torque spike and turbo boost lag hp…thus worse than smoothe, naturally aspirated on demand power. It’s affordable, thus it’s deemed ‘better’. It’s pretty funny.

Buying 400 naturally aspirated HP from the factory in a small car is really expensive. To make that power, you either need a huge engine (AMG, SRT8 but thee are no cars they fit the SRT8 engine in), or you need RPMs (M3, RS4). To make those RPMs you need expensive as fuck internals to handle the speed. That’s an expensive endeavour, and it’s pretty understandable why a high school student with a B5 S4 would deem 400 hp from an RS4 ‘fail’ and 400 hp from a modified 2.7T win…it was only $8,000 for the B5. The bonus is that when you add a blower to a high RPM V8, you can make 600 hp in your sleep…because the M3 and RS4 forged internals can handle just about anything.

Funny Top Gear has a pretty good feel for what’s special…or has the ‘IT’ factor. Let’s review

B5 RS4 - never mentioned it
C5 RS6 - mentioned it as being boring
B7 RS4 - raved about it, loved it, featured it in multiple episodes, even when it was old and being overtaken by its rivals
C6 RS6 - liked it for it’s absurdity (V10 TT), but didn’t love it or recommend it
B8 RS5 - found it a bit boring
TTRS - never mentioned it
C7 RS6/7 - never mentioned it

A unit of forced induction hp are worse than naturally aspirated hp, as far as power delivery and driving experience goes. The naturally aspirated power is always preferred. The only people who prefer forced induction hp are poor people and cheap people. That’s a bit mean, but I’m serious.

Buying 400hp from the factory is expensive. Buying 250 hp from the factory and modifying to 400 is much cheaper and easy to do with a forced induction car, thus it’s deemed better for people with no financial option to buy 400 factory hp. Never mind that the boosted car is peaky, late onset torque spike and turbo boost lag hp…thus worse than smoothe, naturally aspirated on demand power. It’s affordable, thus it’s deemed ‘better’. It’s pretty funny.

Buying 400 naturally aspirated HP from the factory in a small car is really expensive. To make that power, you either need a huge engine (AMG, SRT8 but thee are no cars they fit the SRT8 engine in), or you need RPMs (M3, RS4). To make those RPMs you need expensive as fuck internals to handle the speed. That’s an expensive endeavour, and it’s pretty understandable why a high school student with a B5 S4 would deem 400 hp from an RS4 ‘fail’ and 400 hp from a modified 2.7T win…it was only $8,000 for the B5. The bonus is that when you add a blower to a high RPM V8, you can make 600 hp in your sleep…because the M3 and RS4 forged internals can handle just about anything.

^^ I just cross-posted part of your post onto AZ for reference.

Where? Hopefully Anthony doesn’t give me an infraction.
. Has he sold that fucking hideous old s6 wagon yet? When he does i would love to buy it… Remove the engine, and send the car to an autocrusher… And film it getting turned into a cube, then host it in my YouTube channel.

You yanks still running the cash for clunkers deal?

Here:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=614527

As for Anth, he has an SQ5; I don’t think he has his A6 anymore either but 100% sure.

^^ I just cross-posted part of your post onto AZ for reference.

Where? Hopefully Anthony doesn’t give me an infraction.
. Has he sold that fucking hideous old s6 wagon yet? When he does i would love to buy it… Remove the engine, and send the car to an autocrusher… And film it getting turned into a cube, then host it in my YouTube channel.

You yanks still running the cash for clunkers deal?

Here:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=614527

As for Anth, he has an SQ5; I don’t think he has his A6 anymore either but 100% sure.

APR is having a BBQ day

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617562-APR-BBQ-and-Customer-Appreciation-Day-October-18th-2014

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3898/15174223929_8eb50130c7_o.jpg

^^ haha nice play on their previous revolutionary announcement. pretty funny.

Not a lulz but yet another S4 bites the dust, courtesy of VF engineering.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617473-Engine-grenade-from-faulty-VF-Engineering-Supercharger!

It looks like he just signed up here Ask him to post that story over here before VF pays audizine to edit the post.

what happened? Sounded confusing. Problem with the belt = destroyed engine block?

He updated to the VF new pulley system and engine went kaboom! :-\ I hate seeing threads like that and such low miles in a car too :’(

APR is having a BBQ day

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617562-APR-BBQ-and-Customer-Appreciation-Day-October-18th-2014

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3898/15174223929_8eb50130c7_o.jpg

^^ haha nice play on their previous revolutionary announcement. pretty funny.

Not a lulz but yet another S4 bites the dust, courtesy of VF engineering.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617473-Engine-grenade-from-faulty-VF-Engineering-Supercharger!

It looks like he just signed up here Ask him to post that story over here before VF pays audizine to edit the post.

what happened? Sounded confusing. Problem with the belt = destroyed engine block?

He updated to the VF new pulley system and engine went kaboom! :-\ I hate seeing threads like that and such low miles in a car too :’(