lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

twits tried to sell his AMD car, but the motor blew again lol

So they will tout him as some great success because they ran 10.7 with slicks and race gas…but fail to mention that the car ran for a grand total of about 4 months in 4 years. With 4 engines (that we know of) during that period.

Is this ‘success’ in their world?

How about you put your seats back in, put your street tires on, and run on normal gas…in a configuration that lasts a year. Then we’ll get excited.

that was some classic Corbett

throws some shit talk about his JHM rotors out - gets shown by someone with a clue that the rotors were fine and that his pads caused the issue…then he deflects and stops addressing facts

throws some shit talk about his E85 shit out - gets shown by someone that his comments about his terrible rotors make no sense if he’s then willing to let the same company tune his car, so he gets asked about his timeline…then he deflects and stops addressing facts

“I put thousands of miles on the rotors”

so the rotors were terrible…yet you then allowed the company that can’t get rotors right to tune the engine? That doesn’t make sense…so maybe he had the engine problems first and then bought the rotors…does that mean he put thousands of miles on the rotors with a bad engine? that doesn’t make sense either.

Guy is a mess.

Corbett in a nutshell - loves you if you’re helping him, but he’s a weak insecure individual. He is very easily swayed, so when someone like pretty-dancer gets in his ear that JHM is evil (which he does to help AMD while they hold his cars hostage) he turns very quickly.

I would like to see him engage Kurt in a discussion, here on AR, in the war room, about his E85 tuning. He keeps talking about a rich AFR for E85 not being ideal etc…well, engage someone in the discussion but quit throwing jabs around like a little bitch and then running away from the facts. If you have someone tuning your car, and you’re changing hardware, and changing directions like a mongoose who just ate a ghost pepper, it’s hard for anyone to help you. He is the Skywagon of the B5/C5 world. MAYBE I’LL TRY THIS! NOW I WILL TRY THAT! The guy’s car was the highest trapping RS6 in the world according to him…so he decided that rather than dial it in and run 11.3 @ 125 he instead tore it apart and went E85??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

It would be interesting to see…

It’s comical that he is so knowledgeable now…the same guy that couldn’t perform a compression and leak down test on the motor correctly…to the point he has no clue if the engine was hurt. He also couldn’t install a catch can correctly and probably chased boost leaks for weeks.

Someone should go to his thread and count how many times he mentions CV “neutering” his car to keep it safe.

I wonder how long AMD will have his car? Should we pick days, months, or years. It’s sad that twits drug him into that… misery love company, right?

Yeah, that Corbett dude has some serious issues, and I am not talking about his cars. Did someone from JHM sleep with his wife, or something like that?

twits tried to sell his AMD car, but the motor blew again lol

So they will tout him as some great success because they ran 10.7 with slicks and race gas…but fail to mention that the car ran for a grand total of about 4 months in 4 years. With 4 engines (that we know of) during that period.

Is this ‘success’ in their world?

How about you put your seats back in, put your street tires on, and run on normal gas…in a configuration that lasts a year. Then we’ll get excited.

Yeah, that Corbett dude has some serious issues, and I am not talking about his cars. Did someone from JHM sleep with his wife, or something like that?

Be prepared for your brain to hurt:

https://www.facebook.com/audi.chris/posts/10155069112685035

Seems legit…

Be prepared for your brain to hurt:

https://www.facebook.com/audi.chris/posts/10155069112685035

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/632565-B7-S4-Power-Steering-Gone-!

feel bad for the dude, but damn is this like clockwork. I remember making the joke like 5 years ago that every winter a noob will blow their PS pump doing donuts, and low and behold it continues

Seems legit…

I actually remember you posting that and couldn’t agree more ahahhahahhaha So true!

Hahahaha, I love how he searches for numbers by doing the finger dance…if only I could see his face as he pulled those figures out of the air.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/632565-B7-S4-Power-Steering-Gone-!

feel bad for the dude, but damn is this like clockwork. I remember making the joke like 5 years ago that every winter a noob will blow their PS pump doing donuts, and low and behold it continues

I actually remember you posting that and couldn’t agree more ahahhahahhaha So true!

Hahahaha, I love how he searches for numbers by doing the finger dance…if only I could see his face as he pulled those figures out of the air.

This guy is trying to decide if he should buy a B6 S4. The replies in there i think are mostly BS like that jalopnik article making noise. If you guys have accounts over there maybe help shed some light.

http://forums.fourtitude.com/showthread.php?7105060-B6-Audi-S4-good-or-bad

just tell him to join here and ask the same question…where people actually know about the cars

This guy is trying to decide if he should buy a B6 S4. The replies in there i think are mostly BS like that jalopnik article making noise. If you guys have accounts over there maybe help shed some light.

http://forums.fourtitude.com/showthread.php?7105060-B6-Audi-S4-good-or-bad

Sometimes you can’t help lost souls. I love Jalopnik, but they are about as regular dudes as can be. I don’t think any of them would qualify as technical or mechanical experts.