lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

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Yup, I screenshotted one of my post highlighting an ignorant statement Dante made…his buddy tried to defend his words by throwing in a tangent; dafuq?

Already did. The kid Donte lives in NJ and come spring/summer when enlishtown opens i may call him out. Also some punk in CT was talking shit about his F21 B5 smoking me.

Not really worried about it. I wont go out of my way to meet anyone but i will call out if i go to the strip. Im not scared of losing either. If i lose i could care less. Main reason i even posted is because someone had the balls to say that the XS power headers were better than the other headers that are thousands of dollars (JHM). Come to find out they are all pissed off because they buy china shit and put it on their swapped 2.7 cars.

you cant dyno test side by side when no one can make them fit in the car ::slight_smile:

The thing is they can buy china crap all they want, these aren’t the type of guys that help the platform so fuck talking sense into them. They will buy shit parts, a shit tune and be slower than stock. They will waste time and money pulling the motor when they would have been better of with a nice set of DPs and catback. These idiots that think the 2.7t swap are better blow my mind. The argument is always reliability but thake a look at the idiot from CT pictures…every picture is his B5 ripped apart, not to mention it looks like a fucking shitbox.

Let me know if you want to hit up Etown or ATCO preferably when it warms up and invite those bitches. They will struggle to run anything worth mentioning because one of them has already bragged about dyno numbers, and the other is probably running E85 on a shit fuel system.

Lol no sense in arguing with people who lack common sense, I would encourage them to buy the Chinese parts and then wait for the parts to underperform and break and finally proceed to laugh at them. Audizine B5 s4 section is alway good for a laugh.

I met a guy that claimed that he got those XS headers for $400 shipped. He also claimed to be on his fourth engine too but that is a story for another day. Some people are just stupid and it appears that a lot of them are on the east coast some where.

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Yup, I screenshotted one of my post highlighting an ignorant statement Dante made…his buddy tried to defend his words by throwing in a tangent; dafuq?

Entire post deleted, Thank god! I couldn’t keep reading all that ignorant nonsense anymore…

Did anybody else see what KMD Tuning posted in “Audi B6/B7 A4 S4 RS4 Group” on FB about 10 hours ago? Trying to hype up sales of VF Engineering TVS1900 Blower for B6/7 S4s LOL What an utter PHail, that’s right with capital PH! They got it handed to them though.

Who is Dante caul ? He sounds like a retard who is shit at presenting an effective argument.

And kmd is a joke

They hyped up the shitty pes rs4 kits and conned a good customer (kryptonik) who trusted them into buying it. Then he realized he got hosed and ditched it. He got jhm tune and exhaust and was faster.

Then kmd conned the same guy into going back to milltek and unitronic. They needed a poster boy for sales. He somehow agreed…then ditched it AGAIN for jhm.

Then they conned the same guy into getting the amd kit… Which he did, miraculously. Then 6 months later he posted he was loving it but his car wasn’t running right. Then he went to the strip and trapped about 7 mph slower than claimed traps…then he realized (again) he had been conned.

Not sure what’s most shocking… The horrendous record of shit parts kmd pumps…or the fact that kryptonik keeps buying the shit.

He has spent about $50 grand in mods on his car, and he is still slower than the black stage 1 jhm rs4 that has a whopping $9.5 grand in mods (MarcusDubya77 car went 11.6 @ 118 jhm 1+dps+3r).

you cant dyno test side by side when no one can make them fit in the car ::slight_smile:

Bad shopper.

Entire post deleted, Thank god! I couldn’t keep reading all that ignorant nonsense anymore…

Did anybody else see what KMD Tuning posted in “Audi B6/B7 A4 S4 RS4 Group” on FB about 10 hours ago? Trying to hype up sales of VF Engineering TVS1900 Blower for B6/7 S4s LOL What an utter PHail, that’s right with capital PH! They got it handed to them though.

Who is Dante caul ? He sounds like a retard who is shit at presenting an effective argument.

And kmd is a joke

They hyped up the shitty pes rs4 kits and conned a good customer (kryptonik) who trusted them into buying it. Then he realized he got hosed and ditched it. He got jhm tune and exhaust and was faster.

Then kmd conned the same guy into going back to milltek and unitronic. They needed a poster boy for sales. He somehow agreed…then ditched it AGAIN for jhm.

Then they conned the same guy into getting the amd kit… Which he did, miraculously. Then 6 months later he posted he was loving it but his car wasn’t running right. Then he went to the strip and trapped about 7 mph slower than claimed traps…then he realized (again) he had been conned.

Not sure what’s most shocking… The horrendous record of shit parts kmd pumps…or the fact that kryptonik keeps buying the shit.

He has spent about $50 grand in mods on his car, and he is still slower than the black stage 1 jhm rs4 that has a whopping $9.5 grand in mods (MarcusDubya77 car went 11.6 @ 118 jhm 1+dps+3r).

Guy drives his car into a hole, and cracks the wheel in two. After, his car wont go over 50kh/h. Can you guess what is wrong?

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^Did I just really read that? Wow…

Bad shopper.

Haha, it got to the point where I compared my kids Lego build to their “BEL 2.8 build” but my kids’ build put out a million horsepower.

He’s some jersey kid with a “BEL” 2.7 swapped into a B6 and is looking to up it to a 2.8. At some point, he made a comparison between the BHF and an LSx; said something to the effect of “an LSx engine would own all”. As much as I like the 2.7T, I hate the crowd that it brings…“oh, my car shits unicorn power to the umpteenth lint power but LSx engines are waaaaaay better”; dafuq…I guess they’re teaching ways to tangent off/topic deflection versus staying on topic.

I have screenshots of the last part of the thread that I sent to Jimmy, it makes for a good giggle.

I saw it - I was the first one to comment on his post yesterday.

Edit: I was the first to question his claims. I’m Tim.

I have no idea who any of these people are. I saw pic of the FI headers and jumped in to see what it was about. What i found was a lot of Bullshit going around. So in typical AR fashion i tried setting the record straight.

If you look at mods, the three kids talking shit back to me and slow are all 2.7 guys (two have swaps into b6 the other a b5) and they all have purchased XS power bullshit. I seemed to have struck a nerve when i mentioned its a shit product.

Thanks for the reinforcement slow. Those guys are fucking clowns.

Oh and Euro, if/when i go to the strip ill let you know beforehand. Would be cool to meet up. I havent been on a strip in almost ten years when i had my Z28. Although being a TIP should make it alot easier ;D

What’s this about FI headers? Is fast intentions making a v8 header set now?