lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

Euro beat me to it, but:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/660231-RS4-vs-R8-V8?p=10907277&viewfull=1#post10907277

Bro does it have, like, extra cylinders that we could activate? Misinformation squad standing by!

Yeah he buried that thread in off topic so no one would see it on the popular GT4 section of the board. Because it’s not about the GT4. It’s about tradition.

Sometimes when I read things on AZ I need to pinch myself… Morons

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Yup, CoreyRS proving he’s completely fucking clueless, as he has done for the past few months…most notably in the turbo thread,

There is a euro section here. I would post all your thouhts here and link it in your signiture there. Then when you post people there can see it and people here can also see it.

I think you sound a little crazy on there. You’re acting like you live in communist china and everyone should have equal opportunity. Try giving half of your paycheque to a homeless guy every month if you’re so interested in equlity. Then you can drive a 6 year old used GM rather than a Porsche and an Audi. I mean you’re complaining…about inqeuality when buying a fucking Porsche. Do you realise how retarded that sounds?

If a dealer wants to give a special model to a repeat customer with a great relationship with the dealership, THAT’S HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO! You’re basically a Porsche dealership’s worst customer

  1. you purchased the cheapest possible Porsche they sell so right there you’re at the bottom of the totem pole. You think the sales manager at the Audi dealer is calling up the A3 TDI customers and taking them out on his 65 foot boat on the weekend?

  2. you have purchased a grand total of one (1) Porsche. Fucking 1. And you want the limited production special model? You think Ferrari offered the La Ferrari up to the guy who just bought his first Ferrari…a base model California in 2012? Give your fucking head a shake.

  3. you’re complaining every step of the way about everything else in your life, so I can only imagine you were a nightmare to the dealer during the process of purchasing your one (1) cheapest possible Porsche.

  4. you’re posting online razzing Porsche, razzing the dealership, razzing pretty much everyone.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they told you to GTFO of the dealership the next time they see you. If I owned the dealer, I would call you up and tell you YOU’RE BANNED.

Your insurance rep doesn’t give baseball tickets randomly to his clients. He gives them to his best clients. Your boss doesn’t take everyone out for the nice lunch…he takes the top performers. Everyone else goes to Chili’s. You live in America, FYI.

This is the post someone should make on EVERY thread you post your rant on. In fact, I may join over there just to do so. They’re too soft to do it.

Haha westwest vs saki on a porsche forum. Pure gold.

lol. You can see the folks with the knowledge chiming in on that thread vs the others.

Oh jeez saki you’re right. I’m just grappling with the first time my privilege hasn’t gotten me everything I want when I want it. But maybe if I say something it’ll be a win for all of us little people who want a GTS or a GT4 but don’t have time to drive to the suburbs and felate a dealer we don’t respect a few times before jointly pressing “enter” in IE6 to seal the deal.

If you look on the porsche board, it actually shows “linkbacks” toward the bottom, e.g. sites that link to that thread. Hilarious. Most of those guys probably don’t like to bicker with trolls like west (it’s pretty obvious that thread is standard westwest troll fodder), but imagine when they follow that link here :smiley:

The moderator @chows4us on the Porsche Boxster/Cayman forum deletes my posts whenever I point out that special edition cars are disproportionately showered upon well networked middle aged white males. It’s easier to protect the culture than try to change it. Unbelievable. At least have the decency to suspend my account for calling you out.

Nice west! Always fun to read some of your troll threads (just not when I’m taking part) http://www.planet-9.com/automotive-off-topic/109821-porsche-automotive-distribution-process.html

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Yeah he buried that thread in off topic so no one would see it on the popular GT4 section of the board. Because it’s not about the GT4. It’s about tradition.

There is a euro section here. I would post all your thouhts here and link it in your signiture there. Then when you post people there can see it and people here can also see it.

I think you sound a little crazy on there. You’re acting like you live in communist china and everyone should have equal opportunity. Try giving half of your paycheque to a homeless guy every month if you’re so interested in equlity. Then you can drive a 6 year old used GM rather than a Porsche and an Audi. I mean you’re complaining…about inqeuality when buying a fucking Porsche. Do you realise how retarded that sounds?

If a dealer wants to give a special model to a repeat customer with a great relationship with the dealership, THAT’S HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO! You’re basically a Porsche dealership’s worst customer

  1. you purchased the cheapest possible Porsche they sell so right there you’re at the bottom of the totem pole. You think the sales manager at the Audi dealer is calling up the A3 TDI customers and taking them out on his 65 foot boat on the weekend?

  2. you have purchased a grand total of one (1) Porsche. Fucking 1. And you want the limited production special model? You think Ferrari offered the La Ferrari up to the guy who just bought his first Ferrari…a base model California in 2012? Give your fucking head a shake.

  3. you’re complaining every step of the way about everything else in your life, so I can only imagine you were a nightmare to the dealer during the process of purchasing your one (1) cheapest possible Porsche.

  4. you’re posting online razzing Porsche, razzing the dealership, razzing pretty much everyone.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they told you to GTFO of the dealership the next time they see you. If I owned the dealer, I would call you up and tell you YOU’RE BANNED.

Your insurance rep doesn’t give baseball tickets randomly to his clients. He gives them to his best clients. Your boss doesn’t take everyone out for the nice lunch…he takes the top performers. Everyone else goes to Chili’s. You live in America, FYI.

This is the post someone should make on EVERY thread you post your rant on. In fact, I may join over there just to do so. They’re too soft to do it.

Haha westwest vs saki on a porsche forum. Pure gold.

Oh jeez saki you’re right. I’m just grappling with the first time my privilege hasn’t gotten me everything I want when I want it. But maybe if I say something it’ll be a win for all of us little people who want a GTS or a GT4 but don’t have time to drive to the suburbs and felate a dealer we don’t respect a few times before jointly pressing “enter” in IE6 to seal the deal.

If you look on the porsche board, it actually shows “linkbacks” toward the bottom, e.g. sites that link to that thread. Hilarious. Most of those guys probably don’t like to bicker with trolls like west (it’s pretty obvious that thread is standard westwest troll fodder), but imagine when they follow that link here :smiley: