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I started nothing, just statements of fact!

fuck that… You posted the truth about that lying, manipulative fucking technical arts college dropout. Fuck him and his fro. Pretending to be en engineer to hoodwink people into buying your exhaust is pathetic.

You did right, and as usual the apologists are in there patting Benny on the back saying ‘it’s ok Ben, we won’t let them hurt your feelings’. Fuck his feelings. Truth and facts are far more important on a fucking bulletin board than protecting some kids ego because he lied and cheated at business.

Best part is Ben says his daddy didn’t buy his rs4…He says he bought his car with cash.

Umm… He was barely 18. Did he rob a bank?because that motherfucker is too fat to play pro basketball, so where’d he get the$50,000? Daddy. Frankly its irrelevant but it’s funny how he bigs himself up constantly tly. Ben… It’s ok to be a kid who fucked up. Get over it… Apologize for lying about jhm… Apologize for stealing ideas… Apologize for getting the morons on quattrofail to flow you and that godawful exhaust over a cliff along with mick and his own anti jhm campaign. Everyone will accept it and move on.

P. S. Euroswagr…Did you notice slvrb7 was kicking you for being a marine…as if it makes your opinion less relevant? Is that guy fucking serious? Is he a fucking Nazi? one who can’t tell the difference between hole and whole?

[quote]I find ben to be pretty knowledgable number 1. number 2 i DD a pos 92 bmw that i brought back from the dead. number 3 you live in jacksonville NC the shit whole of this entire planet. number 4 you are probably a marine or have something to do with the marine corps if you live in such shit whole. number 5 do what your mother told ya and if you don’t have something nice to say STFU.
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Don’t forget this little nugget…

[QUOTE=BenSti;8390155] Initially I planned on suing him for money owed to me, but later I realized that there are more important things in life to spend my time and effort on.

Moral of the story is to never do business with friends. Over a year of my time spent on something that never paid me a cent. I
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Someone who works for a “company” for a year, allegedly developed an exhaust from scratch and never got paid decides to NOT. Sue to get his due and proper? Does that sound right?

Here is my take on what happened.
Shit for brains bought jhm exhaust to get measurements to replicate. Dumb dumb had no stater cash or fab shop or skills to fabricate these exhausts. That’s where Enrique comes in. Sort of. That’s where Enrique’s FATHER comes in. A father who so happens to have a factory with floor space to build exhausts.

Once ben was done stealing jhm’s design and the final product was set to produce, Enrique got rid of the dead weight and kept all profits for himself.

Ironically ben was scammed, trying to scam…

That’s my take.

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When someone goes to get a loan can’t they get the money in cash. They are still in debt for usually five years but it doesn’t matter unless they can’t pay it back and the car gets repossessed. That would be entertaining.

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I just went to view it and he deleted that post. It’s funny that on one hand he calls me out about being a Marine and then later says he is also a Marine or was. I’m not sure why he even came at me about the fucking Marine Corps. It leads me to believe he is more than a fucking tool. He also bought his RS4 in NOV, coming from his A4 that made like 220whp or whatever his sig says so he has NO CLUE who Ben and the other fucks in the community are.

He basically is the type of Marine that he supposedly hates…ironic. He also tried to bash Jacksonville, which honestly would be nothing if the military wasn’t here, but my wife and I combined make about 4 times the average income here so we live quite comfortably. I’m not going to rant any longer, but he seems to be a piece of shit considering how he came at me…I wish him the best outside of the Marine Corps.

Someone who works for a “company” for a year, allegedly developed an exhaust from scratch and never got paid decides to NOT. Sue to get his due and proper? Does that sound right?

Here is my take on what happened.
Shit for brains bought jhm exhaust to get measurements to replicate. Dumb dumb had no stater cash or fab shop or skills to fabricate these exhausts. That’s where Enrique comes in. Sort of. That’s where Enrique’s FATHER comes in. A father who so happens to have a factory with floor space to build exhausts.

Once ben was done stealing jhm’s design and the final product was set to produce, Enrique got rid of the dead weight and kept all profits for himself.

Ironically ben was scammed, trying to scam…

That’s my take.

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Why would he buy jhm when his silent partner already had one (and was firmly engaged in his own campaign of lies to discredit their competitor)

Well his family is pretty well off so I have no doubt they just bought the car outright… It’s a used $50,000 car, not a new Zonda. Boasting about it is funny as hell. It only proved that ben himself didn’t buy it of his own merit, which he desperately wanted to claim lol. Ironic.

Ben showed up with his rs4 (on its first engine) like two years ago…when he was 19.

I was 18 when I got the S4, and a can’t possibly fathom affording an RS4. 16k for a car is a lot when you make under 15k. 50k is damn near impossible.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/523730-3-0-vs-1-8T

$1000 to frankenturbo a stock 1.8T. :smiley:

Why would he buy jhm when his silent partner already had one (and was firmly engaged in his own campaign of lies to discredit their competitor)
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I remembered Ben buying the JHM catback then selling it.

Do we still have that b&w pic of ben showing off his fathers new RS4 in the driveway next to his father’s porsche?

Ruh roh… Ben may not be telling the whole story… Looks like Enrique isn’t happy about it either

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-01-30-13-12-35-1-1.jpg

Hahahahahahaha. This is one of the only threads on AZ that we can troll because the admins don’t like ben or enrique either.

Aww man, enrique backed out of answering my question. Boring thread now.

poor Flying Tomatoes…he spends a lot of time on quattrofail, so he has no idea what’s really what.

This is cute…

[quote=Flying Tomatoes]Identical construction? If you have ever put your head under an RS4 you will see there isn’t many options as far as where to put exhaust piping. So as far as I see it, with your theory, all the RS4 exhausts copy each other. But who made the first one!? They must be the only ones to make RS4 exhausts from now on!
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Actually no. If you take your head out of your RS4’s ass, and look at the half a dozen or so exhaust systems available to the RS4, you’ll see that their designs vary wildly. One of them (JHM) stands head and shoulders above the rest, one of them (EBdoesn’t work) is a conceptual replica other than a poorly designed and poorly placed x-pipe, and the bends in the last 2 feet where they got all retarded with sharp bends and some awful sounding mufflers.

[quote=Flying Tomatoes]I don’t understand why anyone would care what mufflers he used either? You can make a custom exhaust with whatever muffler you choose right? If I take a magnaflow muffler to an exhaust shop and say make me an exhaust, should they be crucified for doing so? What if I come on here and talk about how awesome this exhaust was and then other more people did the same thing?
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On that note, Ben tried to copy the Sebring mufflers that JHM uses (the actual ones that Danny from Fast Intentions designed for these 4.2 Audis actually)…then got rebuffed as Danny freaked out and Sebring honored his wishes to NOT sell Danny’s design to ebwerks. Danny is Sebring’s biggest customer. EBwerks and their flunky Mick F were raving about the Sebring sound…until they got news that they weren’t allowed to buy them. Then they started saying they were ‘cheap chinese cans’ and 'warper from heat ’ blah blah blah. I have a 2 year old JHM RS4 exhaust with those mufflers, and it looks like new.

So what did ebwerks do next? Copied the other exhaust that Ben has said he loved the sound of…GMG . Enrique just admitted that they use the same mufflers as GMG. CopyCatExhaustCo alive and well. Fucking pathetic.

That’s what I thought, couldn’t remember the details well enough to make an informed response though.

[QUOTE=BenSti;8399645]I didn’t realize the claim was ever that anyone was getting ripped off. I don’t think there has been a single unhappy EBWerks customer. Can’t say the same about JHM.
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In other news, it’s official:

http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/threads/6566.phtml#94770

Where were you when i congratulated you for your platform loosing 300lbs on whatsapp on like Monday???

Lol must have missed it. Although Mick claims he isn’t much over 200lbs ;D