I picked up the iPhone6 last night after work; said f**k the lines and sheepish waiting.
Anyways, here’s my one day old review of my iPhone6 aka iSamsung 6:
** power button - why the f**k did it move from the top to the side? Was there an actual complaint on where it was, at the top left? Whatever, it’s an aesthetic complaint…it’s now easier to access with my thumb (righty) than extending my pointer finger up and on the edge.
** screen - it’s bigger…Whoopty-f**king-do? I opted for the 4.7 versus the 5.5 mainly because I don’t need a friggin tablet dangling from my vest or pocket in uniform! In the off chance I get shot in the ass from the side, the 5.5 will absorb most of the bullets kinetic energy leaving shards of iphone 6 in my ass. Other than that, the bump from 4 to 4.7 is nice on the eyes, even though my font is set to the smallest size; tumblr viewing of ASSets and firearms is somewhat more frequent now.
** memory storage (minus cache) - first time ever going with 64gb, here’s why:
iPhone3: 8gb - filled up to almost capacity within 2yrs
iPhone4: 8gb - filled up to almost capacity within 2yrs
iPhone5: 16gb - I think this was the lowest base they offered, filled up half to three-quarters within 1.5yrs (it got rained on and crapped out the remaining 6mo)
iPhone6: 64gb - why they didn’t offer the 32gb is beyond me and 16gb felt obsolete.
Why did 16gb feel obsolete for a guy who barely has any music and any apps on his phone? Because from previous experience, all my base sized storage space somehow gets used up from pics, texts, emails, calendar data. I seriously have no idea what fills up my phone, all pics are normally downloaded onto my computer after I reach a certain number of pics/videos. Also, with the way apps and data gets processed nowadays, I feel 16gb will fill up within a year for whatever basic use I put it through. And for the price of a 64gb, it was the same price for an iPhone 5 32gb when it was released two years ago.
** Casing - it’s slim and feels “durable”. I don’t know how on earth the rest of the apple fanboi/girls do it but I’m boggled as to how they manage to crack the screen on the last model. The 4, ya understandable but the 5 was wrapped with aluminum…how the f**k do you still manage to crack the screen? Primary example is wifey, went through three iPhone 5’s. Anyways, the new casing feels sturdy and “sleek” but fits in my palm pretty well; only issue I have is the slight reach of thumb to whatever upper right/left corner but nothing’s up in those corners so why bitch?! I also opted for the “Space Grey” which I will conveniently rename “Dolphin Grey Flat” because it looks like the color of my Avant but flat.
** iOS8 - I’m actually more excited about the connectivity and continuity between iOS8 and Max OSX Yosemite. Since it’s only been a day, I haven’t really had a chance to play with the updated iOS but it does seem a little more fluid than 7.
** Camera - haven’t used it yet
Overall, I don’t understand what all the hype was about. The apple fan-people can go kick rocks if they think this is the latest and greatest but continually bitch about the lack of personalization and individuality. Apple is not about personalization and individuality, it’s about simplicity and “minimalism”, stop trying to have your cake while picking away at your fat fucking cubicle neighbors cake, too!
The droid people are annoying as well. Wow, you’re “leading” the phone OS advancement, congrats…WHO THE F**K cares, it’s a phone OS. So what if the new Apple marketing campaign is playing catch up? You were in a same place a few years ago when Apple dominated (still sorta does) the scene with their innovative iOS. Your smartphone is only as good as it’s smart user but in the end, it’s a phone, a tool you use in your everyday life. /rant