One more example of the Tial fail.

We’re not fucking morons here. You said your 2 friends had their ‘little friends in their pockets’.

If you are going to say you technically didn’t say ‘guns’, that might fly in a libel lawsuit that relies on the literal meaning of the printed word, but I’ve got a newsflash for you - this isn’t a libel lawsuit. There are no technicalities here, and everyone here knew what the fuck you were inferring.

Do you like audiworld?

Faw you moron, I lost a flywheel because my car makes real power and is built properly to sustain extremely high revs, try that on for size.

You are right that its being put back together, right now actually and even better as I can’t just fix things, I constantly improve. So its going to breath even better and rev even higher.

My girl is well versed in cars and the track, she had a helmet and jacket on. A NHRA sanctioned track deemed it safe so try again. Speaking of my incredibly beautiful girlfriend, she has gone faster in the 1/4 than you. She runs consistent 11s in my car and 2 seconds faster than you in her lightly moded 300 HP stock turbo daily driver wrx. What is your excuse?

I wasn’t looking to start shit with you, just making a statement based of what you shared with us before. So typical of you to get all butt hurt though, you are the king if dishing it out and not being able to take it.

I never said that the love of your life wasn’t beautiful, I just felt like you statement about the gun situation was inappropriate. I just don’t like how you keep trying to throw dirt on me, exspecially in conjunction with a gun. Guns are very dangerous and I didn’t say they had guns in their possession. I knew you were joking, but I had to lash back at you, even though I shouldn’t have. I used that attack so that I can say this; Guns in the wrong hands kill people. I would never want to harm anyone. Not you, myself, or Justine, so please stop with the untrue nonsense pertaining to me and my friends caring firearms. I am 100% against the use of any deadly weapon.

Good luck on the rebuild.

You are correct, we are not morons, but YOU are spreading false truths. Just admit it Saki, without proof, your statement is a Sakilie. And stop with your unconvincing strategy of trying to persuade people into believing you are right, when you are wrong.

DUDE! If you don’t want people to think your friends had guns at the drag strip, don’t imply it. It’s that simple. It was implied. If you say they didn’t I believe you.

Guns don’t kill people, I do. ;D

I didn’t imply anything. You and a few others assumed that firearms were in pockets.

In reference to a situation of possible physical violence against you, you said you were not worried because your friends had their best friends in their pockets.

Three possibilities come to most peoples minds,

  1. They had guns and could brandish or shoot Justin to protect you
  2. They had camera phones and could document Justin assaulting you for future litigation
  3. They had large black penises that could rape Justin as revenge

Most people assumed #1, it possible a few could assume #2 and I doubt anyone assumed #3

hahahahaha

ok let’s move the fuck on on that note

Snow, what do you think about that yellow RS worx wagon…think they’ll hit the strip up, or think we’ll have to wait a while?

p.s. what’s with all the big bad yellow B5 Avants lately?

RSworx - 2.7 litre fully built 770
tweetss4estate - 3L fully built 770
S6atron - stock motor JHM RS6r
corbett - not sure on motor but I think RS6r too

Thta’s four beastly yellow avants. So far only one has hit the strip that we know of. S6atron ran 11.7 @ 125 MPH on straight pump gas 93 no meth, no race.

I don’t really know much about those guys but people seem to speak highly of the shop staff.

This is a general statement, not really directed at rsworx… I don’t get why everyone thinks that you have to upgrade so much driveline stuff. Many of us have made many passes and launched hard on stock components. Only absolute must do in my eyes are the clutch (obviously) and a dts and the rear differ front mount. All the upgraded driveline and axle stuff is totally optional and i think people who break them constantly just aren’t smooth. Everyone likes to reference oz, so I will too, at a peak he made 1250 HP and ran well into the 8s, he had a stock drivetrain and Audi 100 front axles. That’s it.

Yeah I run beefed up engine, trans and snub mounts these days but it isn’t in anyway mandatory.

Also after reading their thread I wondered if they want a widebody and wider tires for straight line traction or curves. I want to assume for curves because if they are going wider for straight line that is a waste, a wider tire does not grip better for acceleration, its actually worse given the same vehicle weight, tire PSI and compound. A narrower tires contact patch will be longer front to back and that’s how you hook.

I reckon the widebody is just to make it cool, and in theory to put the power to the ground. I don;'t think it’s for the road course.

As I said above, I think it’s also going to serve as a great reason to not go to the strip (as does the driveline stuff).

Here’s a funny question - how long would it take you to do a clutch/flywheel and install a couple of strong new axles as well as those couple of mounts and DTS? 1 day in the shop?

Watch how long it takes them…it’ll be funny.

Yeah one day affair for sure. I am not sure they own the car, if they do I can see them only working on it around paying jobs. So I kinda understand the time thing. I had to take a few weeks off paying jobs last year to finally buckle down and finish my car.

good point. I actually think that’s why they won’t end up going once they get into this widebody project. Those widebody projects always take 8 times longer than anticipated, and as you say when it is priority 900, I can’t see it getting done real quick.

Anyway, I dont think you make a big media splash like they did if you’re not prepared to commit a couple of evenings to getting it ready. Bestowing a title upon yourself with that thread…I really hope they go 10.50 @ 140 because otherwise they’re going to be frigging embarrassed.

I always crack up at qualifications like that.

Hey did you know that you have the worlds most powerful 4.2 fsi powered grey b7 RS4 driven by a super tall guy?

I happen to own the worlds most powerful Audi s4 2.7t that has one turbo, is satin black and is in truckee!

We both have world records! Yay!

That Tial wagon from rsworx is for sale. I don’t think they are ever going to take it to the track

Oh goodness, any idea what they’re asking?

Nope, its not listed.

oh fail

And yet again we were all right over here, while the AZ masses sucked farts out of dynoworx’ ass

I guess we were just being negative again lol

I just spit my drink all over the place… +1 Karma for that one Saki

I had some hopes they’d make the run…well shit.

Where did you see that it’s for sale?