Was just discussing this and thought I would start a thread to see if there has been any progress that I have missed in the B5 game over the past 5 years.
First off, from where I sit the market is flooded with re-invented wheels…and none of them seem to work any better than the stuff out back in 2007 or so. There have been a dozen or so ‘new’ turbos, yet I haven’t seen any B5 2.7t cars accelerate any harder than the B5 cars of yore (with maybe 1 exception). I have seen a bunch of new tuning companies step up to be ‘the man’ but again, haven’t really seen any progress. The quarter mile used to be a very popular method of evaluating acceleration and power mods for the B5, but that seems to have faded. That appears to be partially (if not entirely) fuelled by the quarter mile fear mongering of a few companies who are terrified of seeing their products at the dragstrip and would rather buyers remain distracted by dyno sheets.
One thing I do know is that in 2006-2008, it was really exciting watching the B5 forums. Even though I didn’t own one, I loved seeing them kick ass and would find myself subscribing to threads regularly. There was a major change around that time though…tell me if you saw it too.
VAST was lighting a fire under the B5 world’s ass in those days, but when Count Vohn stepped away from VAST and stepped into the JHM V8 program, VAST seemed to fizzle. Did VAST accomplish anything exciting after that time? Other than championing frankenturbos, a replica of the K04 with marginal differences but most notably a big price and availability improvement. I really can’t recall anything. There was the 2.0T big turbo flop. The GT kits that looked so promising, but once the tuner changed they went from mid 11s at 130+ MPH to 12s and 13s @ 120.
JHM was tearing it up too with VAST/count vohn tuning to push them along. They had the fastest K04 car with an interior. They had the fastest K03 car full stop. But for them, they saw a better business model in the B6/7 world…and stepped away from the B5 scene altogether. Since that time has anyone come close to running 11.1 @ 130 on a K04 car ? Or 12.2 on a K03 car? Records are made to be broken…but those records were set ages ago. 5 years now.
JHM has provided a turbo option called the RS6r that appears to be , like the frankenturbo, a slightly different RS6 style turbo with a couple of tweaks, but a massive price and availability improvement. Other than the JHM RS6r car that went 10.8 recently with a full interior/exhaust etc. , here’s what I’ve seen the B5 accomplish in the past 5 years. Feel free to add anything interesting and significant that youthink should be on the list.
1. USP went 9 seconds @ 150 mph…but abandoned the 2.7T to do so. They went 9s using a VW engine. It was basically the guts of a turbo’d VR6 from a golf/jetta in a B5 bodysuit. About as progressive for the B5 world as the gutted 8 second ‘B7 RS4’ that had a 2.2T in it and 18 inch wide drag tires. Hardly a benchmark to cling to for the B5 (or B7). USP’s car is cool as hell, but shouldn’t be held up as a B5 S4 accomplishment, because the heart of the B5 was torn out of the car to achieve it.
2. EPL Tial cars have posted some incredible dynos, and great 60-130 times for a two cars, but that’s it. When tested below 100 mph, the cars flop at the strip.
500 whp? check! 600 whp? check! 700 whp? check! 750 whp? check! 11 second timeslips? (crickets). Faster than Dan’s K03 record even? (crickets)
3. Jfonz tuning. Fastest 2.7T B5 S4 over the past 5 years, other than the JHM RS6r car is the JFonz tuned Tial 770 car on race gas that went 11.1 @ 129…a.k.a. same as what the B5 K04 record was FIVE YEARS AGO. The owner has since ditched the Tials and is going in a new direction.
Jfonz has figured out that EPL can’t tune, and that VAST was useless without Kurt, and has taken some simple lessons and created effective tunes for the platform…primarily from code learned on n.e.f That’s kinda interesting…not sure it’s great for the platform though. The only fast quarter mile times I’ve added to the B5 list OTHER than pre 2008 times and other than JHM’s recent RS6r time have been jfonz. A guy comes along and whips the EPL and AMD and VAST cars’ asses…and he’s operating from his garage??? That’s a big wake up call for B5 land.
I’m struggling to find anything else.
Most damaging is that the B5 don’t appreciate threads like this one. They will call it a B7 guy hating on the B5. When in reality, it’s a B7 guy hating on the companies that aren;'t delivering on their promises…and basically treading water (or going under) rather than delivering progress to the platform.
Lots of people are sticking up for the user base and telling the shops that it’s UNACCEPTABLE to put out mediocre products that don’t deliver on what is promised. They are instead branded haters. Maybe the majority of the B5 guys hate hearing people call out the disappointments because what happens is they all realise that the platform IS truly at a dead end that hasn’t gone anywhere…and that they have been fooled for the past 5 years into thinking great shit was happening.