stubborn guy on chocolate-revolution.net - Hello there fellow chocolate eaters. I found this piece of chocolate on the ground in the park and it tastes HORRIBLE
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entire chocolate forum at once - THAT’S NOT CHOCOLATE…THAT IS DOGSHIT!
stubborn guy - Anyone have any advice on how to improve the flavour of this park chocolate?
everyone - STOP EATING IT…IT IS SHIT…FROM THE ASS OF A DOG!
stubborn guy - Perhaps the park-chocolate is just poorly flavoured because it was cold out. I may just need to warm it up in the microwave for a few seconds
everyone - ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD? STOP AND LISTEN TO US!
stubborn guy - well that microwave idea seems to have backfired…made the park-chocolate taste even worse and dried it out. I think later I will try to moisten it in my vegetable steamer
everyone - (scratches heads in bewildered wonder)
Moral of the story - those who don’t want to be helped won’t. Just let him eat shit.