So...who wants to play detective?

As we learned in the ‘fake accounts’ drama thread, someone has crossed a line. Not in making fake accounts…that has been shown to be categorically wrong. This is much different.

In the past couple of days, a group of people had a goofy theory that Count Vohn who tunes for JHM, and who avoided the internet almost entirely for the past 5 years before helping AR with the odd informative post, was not who he said he was.

They claimed that he was in fact posting all these years under varoius userids including, but not limited to

justincredible (we know this is bogus because like 20 of us have met Justin)
jfunkey/chrisk (again we know this is bogus because so many of us have met jfunkey/chrisk)
sakimano (I have met probably 100 people from the forums either at Michigan meets, Toronto meets, GTA Exotic cruises with Saturn, doing vagcom for guys at my house, selling used parts, buying a car from afretes at Audi of Mississauga on an Audizine classified ad? But I don’t exist?)

So clearly their theory is a crock. We know that. They didn’t know that though…they wanted to find more info so what did they do next?

They called some people in the Detroit area, found Kurt’s family home, and called his wife for info.

THEY LIED AND SAID THEY WERE A DETECTIVE, AND INTERROGATED HER OVER THE TELEPHONE

Unfortunately for them they were fucking too dumb to realise that when you pretend to be a cop, and then ask a bunch of questions about some internet forum drama and the B5 S4, it is going to be pretty obvious you’re just an idiot B5 forum member.

So, in this thread, we will be the detectives. We will find out who did this and out them. So far, we have the folloiwing information

  1. there was an email chain of audizine members brewing up these theories.

  2. RTL5009 started a thread on audizine (Rrtl5009) bringing this theory to light, pretending to just be wondering what’s going on

  3. SNOW TROOPER was involved in this email chain and forwarded it to other people. He is the earliest person we know of on the email chain. He also was the one who made this issue go ballistic with his posts on NUMEROUS threads here on audirevolution acting outraged at this big ‘sham’. Since we’re all playing detective, until he can say where he received this chain from, it started with him as he is the earliest link we know of.

  4. MEOW was copied in on this email chain by snow trooper, and Meow went fucking crazy starting threads, making raging posts and just acting like an unblanced bipolar crazy person. He only shut his mouth recently, when he was reminded that he has posted quite a lot of personal infoirmation about himself (including his future employer), and is making a fool of himself. One interesting thing is that the ‘detective’ who called count vohn’s family home was asking questoins about the allroad that blew the transmissoin at the dragstrip. In fact they were digging to see if the engine was actually blown. That’s interesting because Meow has posted a few times, erroneously, that the allroad blew it’s engine at the dragstrip “I bet he floated a valve” and a few other comments. Shitforbrains must have missed the part where Count Vohn drove the car away from Lapeer, in the middle of fucking nowhere. Anyway, the ‘detective’ badgering on that topic makes me very suspicious that he would try to flesh out the theory Meow had.

So that’s where we stand. Those guys named here should just come forward and tell the pertinent parties (namely Count Vohn) what they know and get this over with.

Anyone have any more information?

I think Snow Trooper should just publish the email he got. ST has made numerous cryptic comments about “the truth coming out” so let’s hear it. (Retracted)

What we do not want to hear - specific personal information about members of this site. Information about family and people’s family situation (like Meow did) does not belong on here. Unless that person has put forward the information themselves (like when Meow boasted he’s going to Borg Warner).

What is also funny about the “same person theory” is that, of the regular and trustworthy members on this site, we probably have one of every colour!

I don’t know about publishing the email because it is probably loaded with email addresses and real names and mad-shit-talking.

He should however forward everything he has to Kurt. No more fucking around and playing both sides.

Most of the info you’ve shared so far about the phone “interigation” seems pretty incriminating. It leads me to believe that even if it wasn’t actually Meow himself that made the call it was him that set up that call. I mean how hard is it to have another dumb ass 20-21 year old friend call someone and impersonate a detective. I was smarter than that at that age…not engineer smart…lol but I guess some people enter the “real” world sooner than others.

I just can’t believe all this conspiracy shit, just because we are a website that likes the truth and hates bullshitters. We do have some of the faster Audis in the game though and like Justin’s sig you to say of still does “if you don’t have haters you aren’t trying hard enough”

It’s sad that a B5 guy went to this level though…

Fair enough, I retract my request.

Don’t we have the phone number that called Kurt’s wife? Even if it was a private/unavailable/blocked caller, you cans till call your phone company and they will give you the phone number. Then you punch it in Google and hope for the best

Are you sure about that Joe (and yes, it was blocked number)

saki, careful… canada may extradite you for slander if you keep this up!

LOL

Lol

Yes I’m sure about that. Don’t ask how I know. Long story…sister’s ex…

Phone company will not give you a blocked number…you have to file a complaint, and agree to file charges if the action was illegal. Even then they won’t give the “victim” / “accuser” the phone number. That’s left to the police to handle and investigate. Once the police are involved and they gather their intel then they will circle back to the accuser/victim and ask if they want to persue/file charges etc. You won’t know the defendent/accused until the last step - typically. There are always exceptions.

AT&T had no problem giving up the number. I guess it might depend on the carrier

Or state

Who needs daytime soap operas when you have car forums ::slight_smile:

yeah, saw that

  1. it’s not slander if it is not spoken
  2. it is not libel if it is true
  3. nothing was stated out and out, so again, it is a bit absurd to even talk about, let alone intimate the extradition is a potential consequence.

It’s really indicative of who we’re dealing with here…these are the moron kids who have created this whole mess. They’re not very bright.

exactly what I was thinking… they are just barely smart enough to be a danger to themselves though, I will give them that though lol

danger is a good word

Three things,

One I did not forward the email to meow, his and my email conversation was after the fact and very brief. Kurt has been forwarded this conversation. Meow and I had never spoke before and only since for me to ask about the phone call.

Two, I am not the earliest into the email. It was going before I became a part of the conversation and I have shared other names with Kurt. I do not feel posting those people would be productive because they were just in the conversation.

Lastly, Ian, please if you want to make me out to be a bad guy, please use accurate info. I did not post in numerous threads and I did not post anything about this on any other forums.

My participation in this goes off line from here on out. Involved parties know where I stand, how I feel about all of it and what I will do to correct any mistakes I have made.

Thanks for asking me to post accurate information. I did, and continue to. Here you go…here are your rants in two different threads here on AR yesterday mid-day, and I won’t bother looking at the other posts.

Want me to back off? Just help move the process along and do the right thing. If you were being contacted about this early on (by your own admission with email chains)…and then if you are the one who blows it up VERY publicly in the two posts below in seperate threads here, after being fed a bunch of lies by some kids, I think you have a responsibility to get badgered to fuck.

Are you surprised by any part of this? You shouldn’t be. This isn’t fucking quattrofail where your buddies will delete everyone’s posts and your sycophants will support you no matter what you write. This is wide open over here. You can surely handle it though. Again…just do the right thing.

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Snow Trooper, after reading those two excerpts, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were smoking some pretty strong stuff. Sounds like a paranoid delusion with some conspiracy theories mixed in to me.

Many of us have all met in person. Just because you weren’t there doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Heck, I even have photos showing all of these individual people together.

Wow…simply wow…

Don’t you guys have anything better to do with your time?