What's the story with the EvilEvo car? 600 whp? 700 whp? 1/4 mile times?

B5 S4/ RS4
#1

There’s a guy on AZ B5 who has a GTB5 with built motor etc. I believe it was a VAST build, and they had trouble tuning it…from what I recall they were way behind on his build, then tried to rush to get it finished when he was coming to pick it up.

Anyway, it was dynoing crazy high horsepower etc. but he eventually took it to EPL to get tuned. It dyno’d incredibly well, but I was left with a bunch of questions because he is the latest high horsepower EPL tuned car to refuse to go to the dragstrip. He will talk shit on just about anyone at any time if they make less than 700 whp…but he refuses to run his car. Very suspicious.

  1. what did he run 1/4 mile with the car when he was VAST tuned?
  2. what did he dyno when he was VAST tuned?
  3. what did he run 1/4 mile with the car when he was EPL tuned?
  4. what did he dyno when he was EPL tuned?

He had the fucking balls to call out S4M3 (who ran 11.3 @ 133) for posting dyno results from a dynojet (like they don’t count and there’s some righteous integrity for mustang dynos in the dyno world lol) . Fortunately the elusive bugsbunny was there to blast Evilevo with a firehose.

He seems to allude to Evilevo running something embarassing, but I haven’t heard about it. Anyone know???

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#2

linky dink?

#3

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/472619-Audi-S4-Rs6-turbos-E85-Dyn-day/page2

#4

I was there when Adam ran, as a matter of fact, the New Enlgand guys pretty much had to force him to run at the end of the day, I pushed his car through tech saying someone wiped off my window numbers. He bogged hard and ugly and dont quote me, but I think he ran a mid to high 13 at 124mph… Arben then took the car for a pass, and somewhere down the track the shift knob popped off on a shift… Dude cant even get a decent shit knob on there good, his knowledge of cars in general is comical. I think arben trapped 122 maybe on that pass, but it’s a fair excuse, he would tell me otherwise. That kid shoots his mouth off it’s ridiculous, he was a vast nuthugger, then an EPL cheerleader… Whatever is the flavor of the month for him, and whoever manages to sell him on their products or tuning. The way he talks is a big reason I hate audizine, it’s like nobody even realizes how much he doesnt know about cars…He sure can spit out garrett chra part numbers with the best of them though hahaha.

#5

Lol I like now notorious vr had to step in and throw in his 2 cents about the 605’s being proven better than the rs6 hybrids

#6

i’ve met notorious and he’s nice but is he crazy? WTF is he talking about? Proven where…on the dyno? BFD.

the 605s have proved fuck all so far. His 11.9 is his best quarter mile pass and is the best quarter mile pass of all 605 cars that we know of. For perspective, B6/7 S4/RS4s have half a dozen faster times including 4 different cars. The best B6/7 S4/RS4 can’t TOUCH the fastest K04 and RS6 guys. For reference, 91GL is excited to race tweets4estate and his 605 car. I can guarantee you he wouldn’t be as excited to race Jason from JHM’s RS6 setup or to go back in time and race NYCVR6 in his K04 car that was trapping 126 mph. No fucking way…that would be a guaranteed beating. But against the 605 car, he thinks he has a chance. Whether he does or not remains to be seen, but the fact he isn’t worried much about it should tell you something lol.

When we were at the dragstrip in the fall, he (notorious VR) was there too (not with our group, just coincidentally). His best time was 12.2 I believe. Ironically, that was George’s best time in his B7 RS4…alll motor (tune/exhaust/clutch). He is still working on tuning stuff (notorious) but that’s not exactly a ‘proven’ setup, is it if its still struggling to get out of the 12s at teens.

The tial koolaid must taste fucking amazing…people are terrified of questioning them.

#7

I would love to race their car. Send someone down and I will have my friend in WA drive it! Or, when there is one local, hunter, my brother can race one. Matter of fact, my brother should have a faster car than what Justin had even. KO4s with some special JHM stuff. I’ll run him! We can even switch cars!
I’m never scared to run someone, don’t act like I am.

#8

I think you missed it. This wasn’t a ‘who wants to race JHM’ post. This was a ‘how are 605s proven?’ post.

What’s the deal with your car. Is it fully up and running? Where is it? Where are you? Why don’t you hit the nearest dragstrip and do some damage (to the timeslip database, not the car). When are you in New York with the car?

#9

I am in florida, my car is in WA. Im waiting on transmission parts apparently there arent any new 2nd gears in the US. It should be running the day the parts show up. To my understanding the engine is sitting next to the car all done and wired up. I’m also going to do some testing with Jason’s modified second gen intake manifold so that’s also what took longer. I don’t understand why everyone is so impatien all they (you being one of the “they”) do is beat this dead horse of a subject. The tracks aren’t open around me, how about Toronto?

#10

Saki, I’m sick of your impatience n shit >:( :slight_smile:

#11

March 18th is the first date over here in WA for drag strip Test’n tune…

#12

which subject? EvilEvo’s car?

Or your car? Again I think you’re getting a little egocentric. Typical actor. :smiley: This is not a dead horse, I just don’t know where your car is. There was talk on here a month ago about ‘yeah dude let’s get together and do pulls yeah I’ll run anyone’ but nothing since. I thought your car was done and dyno’d 5million whp. Now the engine is sitting on the floor at AMD?

Just hard to keep up with all the chatter.

I guess if you run these guys it will be in October or something?

#13

dude, it’s not like I don’t have a reason to be impatient. All this talk and all this dyno dickswinging and your engine isn’t even in the car? It’s just confusing. At least sexican’s 5 million whp car is on the road. I think we’ll see him race 91GL before we see you race him…and he’s 2000 miles from tristate lol.

#14

I guess we never had an understanding. First of all, I would have never posted if you didn’t bring tials into a conversation about a GT car. I was commenting on how funny it is tials are brought into every discussion, even when it is not the subject.
Please point out a shop that does something on time routinely. And please tell me why it is my fault that I am waiting for my car. The engine that dyno’d last burnt oil after break-in. If you really were as good at reading as you claim to be you would have 0 questions as to why the car went down and is still down. It’s all in my AZ thread.
Why do you have to be such a dick and take EVERYTHING seriously. I told you I would race them, I will. I told you I would keep you posted, I am. You need to get off your hi-horse and relax a bit.
Not sure what you mean by the actor comment, I am sure you know very few actors and I can thus assume your assumptions are incorrect.
You need to slow your roll with your attack.

#15

Sweet, i now have 5 million whp!!!

with my weak clutch I better not get into boost… :frowning:

#16

it’s funny, but you should ask your AZ friends about that. They’re the ones who brought Tials into it. Notorious VR’s post about Tials was quoted here…from the thread where bugs bunny called out evilevo. Again…it’s not always about you. Take a step back and realise that.

And yes, I know a few successful actors. And that was a joke. Man…who takes everything seriously ? p.s. the actors I’ve known are generally egocentric. IF you don’t see that, maybe you need to hang around with a few successful actors to mix it up?

p.s. I bet I’ve been in more feature films than you!

#17

probably as just another face above the crowd … lol

#18

I’m going to go out and say no, about the feature films. I’m also going to say, I apologize, it would seem I had no place saying I would not be scared to race. I see your point on how it looks from an outsider. An attack on my person is not usually a joke but if you want to say you were joking. I apologize and I will trust your word. I saw that notorious brough it up on AZ but this isnt AZ. Someone pulled it from there and brought it here. My point is you guys neve let a subject go even when you know of people trying. That’s frustrating being one of those people. Think of it this way. You kick us when we’re down constantly. If you’re making fun of tials you are, unavoidably, indirectly making fun of their owners. Give us a chance to do it if you want to see us succeed. I’m done here until I have my car and am headed to NYC.

#19

shhhh!

#20

Honestly this is what I don’t understand. Most(not all) of the people with some sort of Tial car don’t take it to a track. Plain and simple. It does seem as though more K04’s do go to the track.

As more Tial turbo’s are bought i’m sure more and more Tial cars will be out there. (I for one will go out and give it a go).

But seriously, tweets hit the nail on the head, you guy never stop bashing Tials and how they “Suck”, but yet say you want every B5 S4 to perform well with whatever setup we run…

So which is it?