I have been wondering about the 60-130 for quite some time now. It seems like there is a standard formula:
If your car makes big dyno power, you love the 60-130. You refuse to run the 1/4 mile saying ‘I don’t want to break my car’ or ‘my car’s gearing isn’t ideal for the 1/4 mile’. I just find it really strange that the 60-130 superstars almost NEVER run the quarter mile…and when they do, they almost ALWAYS suck at it.
Which is weird, because a fast car will get to 60mph in about 3.5 seconds in about 100 feet…and will then have to run from 60 mph to about 130mph in the remaining 1200 feet to the 1320 foot mark where trap speed is measured. These guys are saying their car isn’t made for the dragstrip…but it is made for the 60-130? The 60-130 is 92% of the dragstrip…the only thing that’s missing is the first 100 feet! Launching the car isn’t easy to perfect, but it’s not THAT hard to do well…and certainly isn’t a reason to avoid the strip and it’s impartial third party, certified timing devices.
A little history on the 60-130 times…they were a preferred method of measuring BIG power 996 GT2 Porsches because the RWD 996 GT2 couldn’t really get great traction, and when big turbod or tuned for big power, they tended to spin the fuck out of even the 2-3 shift. So did the 996 turbos that were making big power, despite the AWD system. A solution? Start in 3rd gear, and measure a rip up to 130mph, which was a solid trap speed in the quarter mile. Fast forward 5-6 years, and now the 60-130 is the biggest thing for the big power B5 S4 guys. Why?
My theory is simple - it’s easy to do a 1 gear or 2 gear pull…and it’s easy to paste a graph into a thread to show how fast you are. The former is important because if your tune sucks, but your turbos work well, you’ll still be pretty fast. The latter is important because if you’re lying and cheating, you can do so pretty easily by claiming a time. The Audizine ‘official’ list is basically a screen print jpeg to be ‘king’…and in fact, you can just spout out a “I ran 6.3 seconds in my stage III GT car” and everyone coos and woos at your greatness. No vetting process whatsoever. The 6speedonline guys can’t post their own chart showing the run. They have to email the PBOX data file to a list adminstrator who then checks the numbers vs. elevation etc (downhill helps obviously, so they chuck out times beyond I think a -1% grade). The admin also checks your gear shift vs. your car’s tranny (so you don’t post a Murcielago’s PBOX file and claim it is your Audi S4 etc. Then they get added if everything checks out. Great! Unfortunately nobody else running a 60-130 list does that. They just trust people (AND TUNERS SELLING STUFF) at their word. Really? I guess there have never been Audi tuners who got caught cheating lol (ASP, PES, MOTODYNE etc.)
So…here’s the question? If we all drive quattro enabled Audi S4s…why the fuck do we care about traction issues in 1st and 2nd gears? The Corvette Z guys don’t complain and they’re RWD. They have a 1/4 mile list. The MOPAR guys on lxforums don’t complain and they have RWD cars. They have a 1/4 mile list. Basically the only forum that uses the 60-130 is the 6speedonline Porsche guys (and now GTR guys if you can believe it…a car that is PERFECT in the 1/4 mile). Why are the Audis copying this performance metric to see who the king B5 S4 is???
The answer for why Audi owners are avoiding the quarter mile in my mind is often one of these things:
1. the car is poorly tuned, so exposing it to a 1-2, 2-3 and 3-4 (and maybe 4-5) shift in front of an audience with a timeslip they can’t fix will reveal this
2. the driver (and his tuner lol) claims he sucks and doesn’t want to be embarassed (although is it possible they ALL suck…the 60-130 lovers and dragstrip haters? I mean it’s not hard to run the 1/4 mile if you’ve actually tried it. Those who say it is hard either have poorly tuned cars and are making excuses for their shitty runs, or they have never tried. I’ve made 100 passes and my first 10 weren’t way better than my last 10. You’re basically sprinting from a stop like you do once or twice a day at a light to jump in front of other cars etc…and ripping through the first 4 gears like you do on every on-ramp you face. THAT’S WHY WE HAVE PERFORMANCE CARS!
3. the dragstrip is impossible to cheat - you can’t cheat the timeslip. You can’t pick a downhill road to run on. You can’t doctor things up. You can’t hide your car (and your tune’s) shortcomings. Its just incredibly truthful about what you, your tuner and your car are capable of.
4. people are just deathly scared of the quarter mile’s effect on their cars. Despite the fact that 1000s of Audi quarter mile passes are made every year by forum members…the scared folks only remember the 3 passes where someone broke an axle or fried a clutch. This fear/uncertainty/doubt campaign about the quarter mile is perpetuated by the tuners (and their customers) who as mentioned above HATE the quarter mile because of what it revealed about their cars. It is then fed through the rest of the forum(s) as folklore. I was on Audiworld and a moderator in the RS4 section said ‘the 1/4 mile will chew your clutch up’. I laughed at him. No…bad driving will chew your clutch up. Accelerating will not. The car is a fucking RS4. This is a great example of what I’m referring to, and its unfortunate.
So bottom line? Dont’ trust anyone who tells you ‘these cars weren’t made for the dragstrip’. If they do, they’re probably hiding something…and they’re probably a bit scared of embarassment. These cars weren’t made for the road course or the autocross either. They were made to storm the highways and give the owners a fun time on their way to work as German cement salesmen. Trying to say what they ‘aren’t’ is just plain sillly. These cars are a blast at the dragstrip.