Golf Thread

Lol +Karma for the pics/vids of Paulina Gretzky.

Frankly, I don’t mind a lot of these cosmetic procedures - so long as they are positive sum. Duck lips on Lindsey Lohan? Nah. But duck lips on Paulina? I think she wears them well. My only complaint is her outfit. The fuck is that?

And I’d actually prefer skinny - not anorexic, but thin is hot.

Where did her tits go? or maybe they always look huge because she is anorexic looking.

I think they’re just drooping. Likely no bra.

You guys really think she looks anorexic? Not me - I think she rocks a slamming body.

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g368/kobe11mvp/image-36.jpg

Put your boner away cloch…

I think we all agree that she looks great in some of her pictures, but Saki is trying to say she looks beat in person. Photo editing does wonders and so can makeup, but some bitches look like hell in the flesh.

A marshall told me Bud Cauley had the eye candy girlfriend going but I didn’t see her. I just saw Scott McCarron’s wife. No good.

She definitely didn’t look like hell, but she really was just a skinny gangly baby deer with fake tits and lots of hype.

Definitely looks great in a bikini etc. In normal clothes, she looked very normal. The stupid fake lip thing REALLY bugs me though.

LOL okay I’ll drop it. Anyway, still a pretty funny story about how she changed clothes as soon as DJ posted that triple.

It really was. He blocked his tee shot out of bounds into the maintenance area. Then he smother hooked his re-tee into a fairly deep bunker. Then he tried to go after the flag from there, and pounded the lip. She had headed for the clubhouse before he even putted out for 7.

Firestone tomorrow. Oak Hill next week. Playoffs to follow. Yesss!!!

Seriously, how can people not like this stuff??

I went to oak hill for the Friday round in 2003

That was when we had that gigantic blackout that hit on Thursday night. Remember like half of the northeast had no power for 3 days?

Anyway course was amazing, rough was insanely deep ( I plucked some out… It was about 7"). Being at a major is pretty cool, especially on a Friday when everyone is still in the field. They had tiger and Phil both teeing off the back nine two groups apart. It was retarded. A spectator actually fainted/collapsed onto the first tee while waiting in the crush of people there to see tiger.

It was really wild. Made the masters look like the bc open with respect to number of spectators.

oh yeah, the blackout. wasn’t there supposed to be a wave of “blackout babies?”

Who here figures Phil will assume world #1 within the next 6 weeks?

I will bet you $100 that he doesn’t.

It’s almost statistcally impossible. Tiger needs to MC in every event here on in (this week there is no cut) and Phil needs to win the next 4 events.

ah so it’s not as tight as I thought

lol not even close. It’s a 2 year running total of points earned as measured by strength of field. Most recent events are weighted heaviest.

Consider this: Tiger’s lead in average points earned per event over the rest of the world over the last 2 years is the equivalent of the average points earned over that same period by Hunter Mahan.

Tiger 12.46
Phil 8.56
Rory 8.43
Rose 7.59
Scott 7.58

Mahan 4.0

It’s not even remotely close.

Lol you know Sak is serious when he opts for $100 bills rather than cokes. ;D

Ya I remember that. Wild scenes in NYC. All the restaurants were giving away free food to the people on the streets. Either that or it would end up in the garbage.

That crowd of people you describe at Oak Hill is why I prefer to watch these events at home on my nice TV. It’s way better. You don’t have to plan a strategy for actually being able to see the next shot, and you get to see ALL of the coverage, not just the hole that you chose to follow. And while I did go to a Masters practice round last year, I just can’t take all those people.

Tiger’s looking in strong form going into tomorrow. Question is whether he can sustain that level of play into the weekend…

TV is definitely better for seeing but attending a major is special. I always recommend Friday. The tournament is developing, nobody has missed the cut yet. It’s great.

I watched dustin Johnson for one hour and learned a great bunker tip. I watched kyle Stanley who was paired with him and learned a couple more things to work on. Then I had my best round going in a month on Tuesday night. Seeing them up close helps my game immeasurably. I could sit and watch them in the range for hours.

I used to do a volunteer job for the tour at can open called walking scorer. Basically u have a headset and a wireless palm pilot and walk with a group all day and track all their stats and shots and score. It’s what feeds the scoreboards and Internet. I love being inside rhr ropes with them. You pick up so much.

Anyway I would always go after my group was done and we had left the scoring trailer and I’d watch the players on the range. Because I was wearing a headset and had credentials I could go just about anywhere and would just walk onto the practice tee. It rocked. I would generally find vijay (around my size) and just stand fifteen feet from him and watch. His tempo is addictive.

Up close and personal. I snuck a couple of videos last year. Here are a couple of screenshots. As you can see access and proximity wise it’s the best job. The only other one inside the ropes that close to them is the poor sucker carrying the scoreboard. That thing turns into a sail once the wind is up. I couldn’t imagine doing it. Although you do get ITR

Duval and Daly

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-08-01-23-17-18_zpscc5f04c2.png

Duval again

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-08-01-23-20-32_zpsaee9be23.png

Ryo Ishikawa and Cameron Tringale the next day

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-08-01-23-20-47_zpsf7b4efe2.png

it’s a lock!

No shit! I’ve seen Saki bet cokes right and left, but never a $100 on something. I take it for fact at that point without even investigating.