What was the time?!?! (or did I miss it)
FAW saying you don’t care what it does…and that you just want to make a pass…that’s fucking bullshit.
NOBODY builds a 600 whp car then runs 14s and is happy unless they’re lying to us about the dyno or lying to themselves about being happy.
Even AMD can run 12s with 600 whp cars. 
If your car really makes 600 whp…and is ‘legit’…and the curve isn’t a retarded little tiny 300 rpm spike to hit those levels…you should COMFORTABLY run mid to low 11s at around 130 mph. If not, something is seriously wrong with the car, or you are lying about the dyno results (tweaked dyno parameters…or just using someone else’s dyno).
Again, even AMD’s 600 whp Tial 770 car with an EPL tune and, according to tweets, the worst driver in the world (burningcoals) trapped 128 mph on ‘pump gas’ (which apparently always means pump+meth and being tuned for meth in AMD world).
If you can’t match/beat that AMD car, you’re sending a message to the Audi world…and that message is that we just shouldn’t listen to you or ever get excited about anything you post on these forums.
The first time I dyno’d my cae with my single, I believe the car put down something like 340whp. Everyone at the shop was like damn you wasted your time and money just for 340. I told everyone that I built it myself and that I was ok with the outcome, because I was. I wish I did better, but making K04 power with something I built myself made me proud. I was kinda disappointed, bit also happy my project worked.
I made some changes and went back to the dyno and made about 459. I was content with that. The people at the shop went at it again with how bad they felt for me. Even my tuner was saying something is wrong. He said my turbo was to big and that I should go with something with a smaller a/r. I told him that this is my car and that I don’t have a problem with over 400whp. I went home did a leak down test and realized I had some major leaks. I took out my 630cc injectors and put in 1000cc. I went back to the dyno on a stock block with stock rods and put down about 539whp on pump 93. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY for me. They were like " why aren’t you smiling " I said " because I always new that in do time things will fall into place".
Saki, I ran 3 times at the track in the past 18 months. 14sec, 14sec, and a 15 sec pass. I am proud of them all. I also drove home every time. I’m proud of my car, are you happy with yours? I hope you are, cause it’s yours and you should be.
My car makes more than 539whp now. “YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE” It is your choice
that’s cool dude…but talking shit about other cars and calling them slow is lame as fuck. You should rethink your approach.
Hell me car probably makes only about 320 whp and runs only high 12s which is just about perfect for the power levels etc. I’m certainly happy with it, and I know I can get more out of it down the road…but I’m not running around the forums saying it’s more than that, or finding guys who are just sitting there wth their cars and calling them slow and making videos about them and starting ‘fuck you’ threads about them…then hiding when they show up to defend themselves. The guys I’ve called ‘slow’ it is only because their cars are slow relative to their claims…when their claims seem outlandish and they go out of their way to trash other platforms/people.
If someone goes out of their way to post about how great their car is and how much power it makes and calls everyone else ‘slow’ and talks trash…then when it is tested at the dragstrip it runs something shitty, the forums love to point out guy’s failure to live up to his self-made hype.
On the other hand, if someone builds their car and tries their best, and does so with a good attitude, then tests it at the strip and posts up good-great results, the forum loves to applaud their success. If the results are bad, the forum loves to help them figure out what’s wrong. It’s a huge difference.
When you talked all that trash about those guys, maybe it was ‘self defense’…after they attacked your welds/paintjob etc. That’s legit. But this has gone on for so long and the whole ‘slow’ and ‘flop’ stuff is just…tired. If they’re so slow, show them what fast is. If you’re running 14s at 98, you really shouldn’t say anything.
My last 14sec pass was at 110mph. I tried to pm you my number. If you get it please don’t call it. I’m sorry I sent it to you. Just keep believing what you want. Hopefully one day you will open your eyes to the trutn. I’m not upset with you. Continue believing half truth if it makes you happy. Lol.
Is 6-3-2012 good for you?
FAW there isn’t one ounce of truth in this whole thread…everyone is a pussy and is making excuses. Also, no one cares who your upset with, stop repeating yourself.
Just fucking run or go away…and if I ran 14sec @110 in a car with 600+awhp, I wouldn’t sleep or eat until I was running high 10s or low 11s
I saw the PM. I didn’t understand it. You wanted me to call you…then posted here that you don’t want me to call you?
Not sure what half truths I’m believing. I know one thing…you need to step up and whip jibberjive’s ass. If he’s slow…and a flop…show him and show everyone on all the audiforums by stepping up in your B5 and whipping his ass.
And because you don’t own a 600whp car, you should be getting plenty sleep and more than likely lobster and eggs for breakfast.
FAW, his car crushed your times, and it’s a lowly B7 S4 with a tune, exhaust and IM. It’s even got all panels painted the same colour. He sleeps just fine.
I never said he didn’t sleep well. I said he didn’t own a 600whp car. Did I lie, or do you feel the need to defend another grown man just because he and you both have similar vehicles ?
lol I just said he sleeps very well because his 300 whp car runs high 12s just like it should.
Hey dude, what’s all the ducks and mallards talk?
I like to make people laugh. I did it for fun and to poke at JibberJACJass and the person who’s buttocks he sucks with a straw( guru).
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Well you are certainly making people laugh… at you that is…
600awhp means nothing without “real” world validation.
…and ya I don’t have a 600hp car right now, if I did it would go 10s all day long…RWD AWD, it wouldn’t matter. I’m not sure you even realize what kind of times 600awhp with a decent driver should equate to at the drag strip. Instead your content with street racing other busters that have no clue how to race from a dig or shift. Tell me, I bet your car shift fine 3rd to 4th because that is the only thing you can do apparently.
Honk horn 3 times…press gas…shift to 4th…let off gas
…then argue over who got the hit or had to slow down because of traffic.
the duck/mallard references do make me laugh everytime. Mission accomplished for FAW. IT’s fucking funny. It’s so fucking obscure too.
I’m sorry I got you upset. I never asked you do prove anything, but you are here telling me I need to validate my fake 609whp to you. Now This will be my 1st disrespectful remark to you " You are just mad because My 96 makes more power than your newer car" Did I use profanity? no, but I’m pretty sure to you it felt like said you will never do better than your best time. hahaha.
Lol power without proof means nothing
Your 96 makes about 250 crank HP based on your times
NEVER seen so many pussies with 500+whp talking shit afraid to race by themselves or each other.
Rule #1 …if your too afraid of breaking a $100 axle DONT BUILD A FUCKING 500WHP CAR
Rule #2 …if rule #1 applies to you then please try to garner your self respect and build it back up by responding
bitch azz mf pussies
Lol, I’m definitely not mad…bro…lol
I would say more like amused by your side stepping antics. I don’t care what you think of my car, as you shouldn’t really care what I think of yours. The only problem is that I have publicly proven what my car can do, you my friend…have not, will not, or are afraid to. If you are happy with a 14 sec pass, then maybe the 609 is complete BS. I’m sure JHM does, or will soon have NA 3.0s running low 13s soon…so what does that say about your 600awhp 96.
and by the end of the year I plan to be nitrous or supercharged, so running low 12s high 11s will be the goal. Whenever you have something real to talk about let us know.