Just how long IS a B5 S4???

B5 S4/ RS4
#75

Haha I take pride in not trolling forums such as AZ. I don’t call people out, and I do not start arguments. In fact I’m still learning about my b5 since it is relatively new to me and I do not understand all the ins and outs which is y I started here. I don’t have much to contribute from a technical/mechanical aspect but I enjoy trying to joke around. Everybody was joking around on this thread so I chimed in with my comment on the last page.

Not to mention, the entire thread you posted is a troll, calling somebody simply to be a douche bag. So, as I said, PLEASE DELETE MY SN

#76

And you know all this by the first post I made about dividing the s4’s length to the eves length and dividing it by 2. Hahah that’s super trolling right there buddy.

#77

My apologies for the misspelled words. I am on my cell.

Plz ban or change my SN to GGG20t, honestly not trying to hide anything.

#78

The irony here is amazing. A “well respected member” as you may consider yourself makes a thread about a race for fun between two friends calling out the s4 driver and some people ppl on AZ for saying the car lengths between the two cars was off. You took the time and energy to start shit about something that struck your “these people are wrong and I must inform everyone how wrong they are” button bc…I’m not quite sure. I would have liked to be a contributing member to this forum. It’s not my first time at the rodeo with these cars and I also actually drive my car hard and have real world videos and data to back it up. But you guys make it very difficult with your horribly elitist attitudes that you think you’re entitled to for whatever reason. I know you’ll have some dickhead response to this so on that note. Cya. Feel free to terminate my account. I’ll have fun admiring your ridiculous threads from afar.

Jesse

#79

Ya, I’m not really seeing anything Garrett did or said as so sinister, but whatever…party on

Different user names, who would ever do that? :wink:

#80

always the same with the B5 trolls

“I’m not a troll…I’m a contributing member…I wanted to join and discuss carzzz”

then when someone calls them out, or says something they don’t like to hear, it turns into

“FUCK YOU GUYS!!! WAAAAAH!!! PLEASE BAN ME OR DELETE ME ! WAAAAH!!!”

notorious VR
you and golf cart
killedS4
tweets4estate
adam (whatever he’s called now)

who else…guys help me out.

#81

Garrett (the real one): if you don’t want to post on here, that’s fine. But I don’t see a reason to have your account banned. I mentioned your different handle on here because you registered within days of CELison, another B5 guy who used a different screen name. As I said to CEL, you’ll be fine on here by avoiding bullshit and sticking to facts. That’s really what this forum is about. So there’s nothing sinister going on here - in fact, I’m the one who requested to the site administrator that your account be approved.

#82

Good looking out clochner…

#83

it’s not that serious fellas :wink:

#84

So how long is a B5 S4 anyway? :slight_smile:

#85

177"?

B6/7 181"

B8 186"

Thats why lots of people are taking a long hard look at this car and hoping for RS treatment (2.5T I5) and North American market.

http://www.autoweek.com/galleryimage/CW/20130326/NEWYORK/326009994/PH/1/1/audi-s3-sedan-side-ny.jpg

#86

What is tha Saki?

#87

50 foot gap now equals narrow. :slight_smile:

Thats new.

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-09-28-11-14-06_zpsd7b47868.png

Also, apparently we are a “dead forum” and this is how we revive it.

Yes exactly. We allow no advertisers, limit the fuck out of the place, continually flame these same type of people into oblivion/off the site, and the site owner only approves members who are known, and even then it can take a while or a vouch. But our new mantra is to revive the b5 section with threads like this one. This according to jesse and whatever username he is using today.

There are literally hundreds of accounts signed up and waiting who will NEVER be approved, but yes jesse you’ve got us, we are just trying to get more b5 trolls excited to come over. Like this thread? A b5 troll (you) came over under a fake name, signed up, got approved (somehow? I still don’t know how) and is now being called out and then flamed himself off the site in this thread after throwing a bitch fit a few posts back. Your first fucking post you were called out as a troll. Yes this is exactly how we want to grow the site. You’ve got us. This was the plan all along when the site owner started the site with his own money to get away from this nonsense, and started inviting us to join it.

#88

I think that’s the new A3/S3.

#89

It’s the RS3 which I believe will be offered in North America. Not sure if the sedan, hatch or both will be available but at least one will.

#90

How many cokes we won’t get the hatch…I hope I lose.

#91

That’s an s3 with quad tips I thought

#92

The picture above is an s3. I’ve read so many different articles stating different outcomes for the A3/S3/RS3 lineup. Some have said they are unsure about the release of the RS in America, while others gauruntee its arrival. The one thing that is a gauruntee with the new A3 Sedan is that it will not be offered in a stick shift, unless you get the crappy a3 FWD version, which even then, a manual trans may be ruled out by the time this car hits the market. Porsche/Audi are doing away with all manual transmissions because “80%” of their customers prefer DSG/PDK

#93

i will pretty much guarantee that if quattro makes an RS3 sedan, it will come to America

the sedan A3/S3 was basically made for America. We’re the only market in the world dumb enough to hate the utility of a hatch back/wagon and to prefer sedans. So if Audi makes an RS3 sedan, it’s not being made for germany. Germans, given the choice between the RS3 sedan and the hatch will choose the hatch 10 times before they choose 1 sedan. Same in the UK. The reality over there is that you don’t likely have a sedan for looking nice and a giant SUV for hauling your kids and strollers and dogs around. You have a hatchback or a wagon. End of it.

#94

agreed. Either way, you have to admit that the a3 sedan looks sexy in both sedan and hatch form. And if they bring the claimed “408 hp 5 cylinder” rs3 here, wellll then goodbye b5 :slight_smile: