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#1042

I don’t remember doing this, but I guess jspazz thinks I had the foresight to join audizine in 2004 as Aquattro (before I owned any Audis), knowing one day I would need to hide from jspazz lol. I in fact joined Audizine in June 2008 I believe…after owning an A4 Avant for a few years, and after buying a B7 S4.

Also, that post jspazz quoted from aquattro regarding buying a VF supercharger is funny timing. Let’s look at what actually happened

Fall 2009 - sakimano posts that he is considering being a beta tester for VF, but VF fails to provide him any proof of performance. In December, VF promises a timeslip, but complains of their clutch.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/332633-VF-Engineering-S4-in-house-Track-Car-Build?p=4675457&viewfull=1#post4675457
They later changed the clutch, ran the car, and never posted the results despite repeated requests. sakimano then decided no fucking way these guys are on the up and up, and shelved the whole VF SC concept. This was the unofficial end of VF’s B6/7 life on forums like AZ.

January 2010 - In an effort to discredit a group of people’s analysis of the VF kit on euroaddiction, ‘FI GUY’ surruptitiously signs on to EA, gives NO facts, and just trolls hard. Unfortunately for FI-GUY, sakimano is a moderator on euroaddiction and confirms that the ip address is VF Engineering’s own lol. This was the official end of VF on the B6/7 platform on AZ or EA.
http://www.euroaddiction.net/forum/b6-b7-platform/533-understanding-supercharger-kits-2.html#post8237

March 2010 - sakimano starts a thread about his decision to NOT supercharge, and instead buy a suite of bolt ons from JHM…in large part because the JHM bolt ons deliver almost the same performance the VF and PES SC kits do…at 1/3 the cost and with far better expandability and safety…but also due to the terribly shady practices of the guys at VF. sakimano became well known across all forums as an anti-VF poster, attempting to warn other users of the VF kit’s shortcomings vs. it’s advertised merits.
http://www.euroaddiction.net/forum/b6-b7-platform/1413-mods-finally.html

Then in April 2010, Aquattro starts this thread, still debating buying VF.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-01-15-08-27-15-1.jpg

Then, I guess in an attempt to throw everyone off the scent, I pretended to own a B8 S4, moved to the US, and became a road racing superstar giving lots of advice about driving the car on the road course. Odd…

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-01-15-08-32-04-2.jpg

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-01-15-08-29-07-1.jpg

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-01-15-08-26-35-1.jpg

#1043

He is so convinced 492 whp because that is what the dynogods said. I think its simply pure ignorance not realizing what it really is. And just stubborn arrogance for continuing to argue with all of the most knowledgeable users over here - not me, i just copy you guys ;D. I mean even the Count posted.

#1044

Sak, you know I can’t prove a troll account is you or someone you know, based on IP. But in only a couple dozen posts, the account was used to
a.) try to start a stink about the PES and VF supercharger kits.
b.) bug Paperish about getting to a drag strip
c.) stalk me in a westwest thread over several posts, and
d.) was the first man in on the troll 500 hp AWE thread. Bora was 3rd…

Tell me what Im supposed to think. It’s someone pretending to be you. I deleted your post, out of respect to you.

I’m shocked what you did in the other post. Remember when you dropped by my house, unannounced (I didn’t even realize you knew my address), and we chatted. I had lent you my GoPro. I told you something I didn’t have to tell you, but I trusted you. I asked that you keep it off the forums, because that’s what I promised someone else. Now you are breaking that trust. And calling ME a turncoat.

I’m done with you for a while, Saki. Seriously. Leave me alone, don’t start threads like you have here trying to attack me, like the race gas thread, and the B8itis thread, then vilify me when I stand up for myself. Seriously. Just stop. I don’t have time for you. I have done nothing against you, and I actually trusted you. Stupid me.

#1045

Shocked are you?

Let’s be clear…you borrowed my memory card at the dragstrip, then invited me to pick it up at your house (it was one of my large cards for photography). I did not arrive unannounced…are you losing your mind? You texted me your damn address lol. Then you said the card was in your gopro, and asked if I wanted to borrow it, so I did.

The other thread is a discussion about the stage 3 B8, and having remembered something that grenaded a motor, a bell went off and I wondered if it was a power issue that caused it. I don’t remember naming anyone, so I’m not sure what’s so damning to you. In fact you’re the only one to mention your name in connection with that. Ironic.

#1046

I dropped off your card the week before at your house. You came back to drop off the GoPro.

Listen, I told you I don’t care, I’m seriously done with you. You know what you did in the other thread out of anger. I’ll remember that. See ya.

#1047

Maybe the order of dropoffs was different. However you told me you’d be home, and gave me your address. Implying I randomly showed up at your house is a bit ridiclous.

Let’s see what I did in the other thread…and then lets ask ourselves, does this name anyone in any way? The only one who has connected this to you…is you. My post was a question to see if guys thought that this combo pushed the stock internals over the edge based on power/torque levels reached. That’s it. You for whatever reason want it to be about you. That’s kind of egocentric, isn’t it?

#1048

Saki, you are reaching all-new lows. I don’t know what else to tell you, aside from to those who know what you’re talking about, you’re absolutely showing your true character here.

#1049

lol you foolishly started making little accusations and shone the spotlight on this issue. My post in the stage III thread was entirely discreet until you felt like being butt hurt about it. Anyway, it’s nothing to do with you. It’s everything to do with a stage III build and what it can handle.

#1050

I am over this issue, and while I shouldn’t speak for Saki, I’d imagine neither of us want it to continue. Next topic.

#1051

So did anyone notice that the thread where all sorts of mis-information regarding the JHM 2.75" exhaust was locked on AZ? While I think a lot of the thread was “silly” or whatever word the mod used, did it warrant closing the thread? I think it started as a for sale thread which I know is a “no-no” but couldn’t it have been moved to GCC or something? It’s funny how things are perceived and then the actions that are put into place. I get having rules etc, some are a bit over the top I think though.

#1052

I was wondering what happened to that thread. Kept thinking I was looking in the wrong subforums for it.

#1053

Was it deleted really or just locked?

Makes sense since it was basically a classified ad with a few dashes of badbluers4 proving his ineptitude. Fortunately we got some screen shots of him at his best.

I was more wondering what happened to this thread.

#1054

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/521823-2012-AUDI-S4-APR-STAGE-2-ECU-vs-2013-Super-Snake

ROFL! Paper…there is no hope for him

#1055

ROFL at you for not noticing my sarcasm and thinking I’m serious. That car makes double the horsepower of a stage 2 S4.

#1056

Thereis no sarcasm there, only B8itis. Dont try and cover up your noobality

#1057

Hahaha your too much. Ya I’m pretty sure a regular stage 2 S4 is going to beat a 850HP RWD mustang that weighs less. No wonder everyone on Audizine hates you.

#1058

I dont think everyone on audizine hates him. I think some of the people find him annoying because he has been trolling the s4 forum. That’s a very small sub sector of the entire site. That’s a very high schoolish thing to say. ‘no wonder everyone hates you’. I’m serious…are you like 19? Not an insult…just might explain some stuff.

I also don’t think you were being sarcastic. Once the forum of b8 owners overwhelmingly let you know that you were nuts and showed you the numbers you went quiet. Once bigserve pointed out the incredulity of your posts, cementing his point about your irrational exuberance regarding your car, then you claimed sarcasm.

Anyway good to see that some of the other 3.0t guys stepped in with some reality .

#1059

No im not 19, I’m just pointing out the facts to him. Many many people on Audizine hate him, is that better? With good reason too because he does stuff like this. Some idiot started that thread asking how he’ll do against a car with double the horsepower. Instead of big serve reffering to the OP he had to call me out, even though I was being overly sarcastic, and it was very obvious I was being sarcastic.

#1060

I think there is an official medical term for that. Don’t quote me here but I’m pretty sure it’s called S5itis!!

#1061

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S5 itis is an overt use of cat gifs and jpegs. it’s nuts.