He seems really interested in racing people, especially a race he can’t handle. When the hell are him and paper going to get together?
Yet he doesn’t “work” for GIAC. Let me guess…he will never race anyone?
Someone needs to post the videos of what a blown B7 RS4 does with a manual (slower) transmission and on pump gas while struggling to launch.
this oughtta do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlvscmNoz8&feature=player_detailpage#t=216s
11.3 @ 126.7
An RS5 with that blower would be a shoe in for a 10.9-11.1 time, (in fact the JHM RS4 is likely a shoe in for that once they get a 93 tune…that was the 91 tune lol). No offense to the B8 guys, but no tvs1320 B8 on earth will come close to that car at the strip, heaven forbid a highway pull where the rape would get truly insane. He can use all the race gas he wants. Then talk about an APR RS5 with DSG? lol. Tyson is a shallow shell of a shill. Alliteration. google it.
If that’s the case, tell him to post when he will be at Sacramento and Dan@JHM with a broken hand and a manual transmission JHM RS4 will show up to beat him senseless.
[QUOTE=1FastS4.Com;8759696]LOL!!! What is the 1/4 timeslip for this SC-RS4? I will call Jason tomorrow.
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bwahahaha
He is going to get embarrassed.
Cut to Austin @ GIAC currently phoning him to say ‘WTF!!! are you crazy? You’ll kill our momentum! We can almost tune a DSG B8 S4!’
p.s. your post to 1fastscam was awesome
[quote]Since you’re apparently out looking for a raping…you should hunt down a JHM supercharged B7 RS4. I’m not sure you’ll want the RS5 after that…you may be sore.
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I like how he scoffs that he thought it would be a 10 second timeslip from the RS4 when you said rape. If he’s really nice, maybe they’ll drop one on him.
also gold from that thread…guy is comparing the E9x 4.0 V8 M3 vs. the B8 S4
[quote=swcc50]our internals are stonger, but our engines displacement is a litre smaller.
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Actually, no, your internals are not stronger. It’s a fucking M engine. Just as the R8/RS4/RS5 engine can handle 600 whp the M engines can handle the same if not more. There’s already a 10 second M3 that trapped 130 MPH + on the stock motor.
Are people this ignorant?
Egg wrecked my paint!
No…your amateur detailing job wrecked your paint.
…apparently this is where the B6/B7 s have now sunk to:
“stancing” and “pussy magnatizing”
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=542947
Nothing serious, just a good chuckle.
That pussy magnet thread is a hoot. If anything the S4 and the Cobra are what that other guy posted, penis magnets.
big time
My shit is teenage boy magnet. Rs4 is a pedophiles dream. Good for the nambla crew on quattrofail like Ram
I’m glad someone pointed out the couch and front yard. The dork that “one up’d” him on the subs is the same kid that tried to blind side me in a recent tuning thread.
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Talbot?
Haha, I was the other dork that 1-uped his single with high school memories of my dually 12s in a sealed box.
In the spiral pes thread, in his OP he announced he is an engineer like five times.
This was funny
[quote=Euroswagr]Hey OP, are you an engineer?
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[quote=tropicgreena4]TL:DR… all I got out of what I did read is you’re an engineer…
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[quote=tropicgreena4] because you’re an engineer?
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[quote=tropicgreena4]Why facepalm? I should be the one doing the facepalm… You mentioned being an engineer 6 times in the OP… We got it after the first two times…
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Honestly though, I’d prefer it be reiterated many times that he’s sufficiently mechanically inclined to be able to modify the kit to the point of it not blowing up his engine. Wouldn’t want someone to think they can do the same thing as a bolt-on. If that means having Spiral mention 6 times that he’s an engineer, I don’t care. As long as the point gets across, then it can potentially save another engine from some guy thinking the PES kit is a viable option “as is”.
ahahaha
Agreed…
He is typical…he didn’t even pick up the sarcasm involved.
I am going to start calling him Sheldon. Anybody know the reference?
big bang shitburg
hate that show.
Love that show, especially because Kaley Cuoco’s nipples are always hard…