lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

Not sure if this has been posted here or not, but it’s attaining a good level of lulz.

User creates thread about a Caractere Power Box (piggy back - lol I thought they only made bumpers/fascias) because scurred of TD1.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581437-Caractere-Power-box-anyone-52HP-and-doesn-t-void-warranty

Best quote (user emailed Caractere for info):

[QUOTE=salyaqout]Here is the Email i got back:

[I]2013 S4 Caractere Power Box - $1790.00

To answer your questions. It is very easy to install, this is something you can do yourself. Its basically a plug and play set up, the most time consuming part would be to mount the power box in a safe/dry/and out of the heat place. See the instructions for info.

The way the power box works is that it is designed to reprogram your factory engine specs. Basically it raises the boost from the turbo and plays with the air/fuel ratios to put out more power without harming your engine in any way. This will not void any kind of warranty as far as I know because we have never had any engine malfunctions from using the power box. But please keep in mind there is no way of me guaranteeing that because your engine might get a fault down the line and have nothing to do with the power box, but car dealers always like to point the finger to avoid costs to them. With that being said here are the power gains from this:
Stock horsepower and torque: 2013 S4
333HP
325ft. lbs. torque

After Caractere power box: 2013 S4
385HP
372ft. lbs. torque [/I]
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lol @ turbos

Not sure if this has been posted here or not, but it’s attaining a good level of lulz.

User creates thread about a Caractere Power Box (piggy back - lol I thought they only made bumpers/fascias) because scurred of TD1.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581437-Caractere-Power-box-anyone-52HP-and-doesn-t-void-warranty

Best quote (user emailed Caractere for info):

[QUOTE=salyaqout]Here is the Email i got back:

[I]2013 S4 Caractere Power Box - $1790.00

To answer your questions. It is very easy to install, this is something you can do yourself. Its basically a plug and play set up, the most time consuming part would be to mount the power box in a safe/dry/and out of the heat place. See the instructions for info.

The way the power box works is that it is designed to reprogram your factory engine specs. Basically it raises the boost from the turbo and plays with the air/fuel ratios to put out more power without harming your engine in any way. This will not void any kind of warranty as far as I know because we have never had any engine malfunctions from using the power box. But please keep in mind there is no way of me guaranteeing that because your engine might get a fault down the line and have nothing to do with the power box, but car dealers always like to point the finger to avoid costs to them. With that being said here are the power gains from this:
Stock horsepower and torque: 2013 S4
333HP
325ft. lbs. torque

After Caractere power box: 2013 S4
385HP
372ft. lbs. torque [/I]
[/quote]
lol @ turbos

and “plays”

Professionals don’t “play” with your air fuel ratios…lulz

and “plays”

Professionals don’t “play” with your air fuel ratios…lulz

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581576-S4-4-2-aka-A8-4-2

the whole thread, but more specifically it would be wise for some people posting there as ‘experts’ to read before spouting off

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581576-S4-4-2-aka-A8-4-2

the whole thread, but more specifically it would be wise for some people posting there as ‘experts’ to read before spouting off

Haha, that is a pretty good one actually!

Haha, that is a pretty good one actually!

Dparm is wrong about 95% of the time and hasn’t owned a B6/7 in years. For some reason guys think he is an expert, WTF?

Dparm is wrong about 95% of the time and hasn’t owned a B6/7 in years. For some reason guys think he is an expert, WTF?

Oh boy…

[QUOTE=FourRingRider;9480270]True Story. A couple years back I purchased a new 2012 S4 and shortly after decided to buy APR’s tune for it. Drove a few thousand miles on the car bone stock and had zero issues. Once APR’s tune was installed within a couple thousand miles (late 2012) I started experiencing the engine running rough, almost sounded like an intermittent mis-fire. I first thought maybe it was a bad batch of 93 octane fuel (I always filled up at “Top Tier” gas stations per Audi) but then quickly discovered at the dealer that wasn’t the case. The Audi shop foreman took my car in as his main project and performed a fuel test and deemed the fuel perfectly fine. At this point during the diagnosis my vehicle was flagged TD1 because of the APR tune. Through the usual process of elimination the dealer couldn’t quickly diagnose the problem so after a few days I was told a higher-up from Audi of America had to fly in and visit them to see if they can help diagnose the issue. They had my entire engine pulled out of the car in pieces. Well after two weeks I got a call from my SA stating that they had finally determined the exact problem. I honestly forgot what the exact internal engine part/s were, but they told me that they couldn’t take the stress of the added peak power of the tune combined with consistently pushing the throttle down in a spirited manner. I never drove my S4 that hard, nor do my cars ever see a track. They advised me that the $10,000+ repair would NOT be covered under warranty per Audi of America due to the aftermarket ECU software from APR. At this point I called APR and asked for assistance since they are always swearing to everyone that their tune is thoroughly tested and could never cause any damage to an engine. I requested that they call my dealer and discuss the issue with them directly so it can be determined who was at fault here, Audi for making a defective part OR APR for making a tune that wasn’t developed properly. If APR can make a reasonable determination that the part/s in question failed due to a factory defect then I have grounds to file a lawsuit against Audi of America. If it was APR’s fault then they should have paid for the repair for developing a product that damaged my car. They just kept telling me they simply don’t call dealers. I then pushed Audi of America and told them if they don’t repair my car I will never buy another Audi ever again and I won’t take delivery of my 2013 S6 that was scheduled to arrive in a few weeks. The rep I was dealing with at AoA brought it up ladder over a few days and came back with a solution. They agreed to repair the car with the agreement that I would never tune it again. They did the engine repair and replaced the ECU with one that wasn’t tampered with. I called Arin @ APR and advised him about the end result. I requested that since APR’s tune was no longer useable to me (since it was no longer permitted by Audi) and impaired my engine I asked that they refund me for the tune. He asked his management and called me back and said no on the refund but they can give me a free tune when the S6 tune is released, but I have to agree to keep silent about the the entire incident. I politely requested for him to put this in writing to make it official and he promptly declined, stating it was more of a “gentleman’s agreement.” Several months later the S6 tune was released and I called APR and Arin kept evading my calls, emails and PM’s over the period of weeks. I then gave up and spoke to someone else in APR’s sales department and after a couple days they called me back and said that Arin made a mistake and that it wasn’t going to be actually FREE - just discounted by 10% per the owner. Very very shady way to do business, absolutely ZERO service after the sale at APR. I will certainly NEVER give APR another cent nor will I recommend anyone use their products.

http://s1.postimg.org/d79mcxhcf/S4_repairs.jpg
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then…

[QUOTE=Arin@APR;9480749]This is an absolute bold face lie and I’d suggest you look up the legal ramifications that can come from making such claims.

I would like to address the bold line first. I would never ask a customer to “keep silent.” Furthermore, I am management.

The second point I’d like to raise is if you honestly believed our software was dangerous and blew your motor, why would you try to get free software on your brand new, more expensive, S6? Sounds fishy…

You are running the exact same software that’s installed on thousands of cars. The software has proven to be safe for years at this point, having seen thousands of tracked miles, and much more power through our stage 3 in house motors. Furthermore, you claim you didn’t even drive your car hard. What we have here is a failure, which could be a bad injector or something else, but it wasn’t caused by the same software I and thousands of others are running day in and day out. At the end of the day, Audi said they didn’t want to cover it, yet somehow after a supposed $10,000+ repair bill you were able to quickly jump from a $48,000 car to a $73,000 car? Right.

You did try to get S6 software out of us for free in an effort to “keep silent,” as you put it, but I refused. We don’t take bribes. Period. Had you been cool, and not try to bribe me, I would have likely given you the software for free. However, now here we are.

Expect a call from our legal department.

-Arin
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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/574341-APR-Stage-1-RS7-Tune-Feedback?p=9480270&viewfull=1#post9480270

Yeah, what is real funny on that one is he says it was APR’s fault but doesn’t remember what went wrong in the engine… Everytime I’ve had work on any Audi I’ve owned you get a service report stating pretty much everything so maybe refer to that to jog your memory? lol Also, after all that he wants a free tune… lol So, if APR is so evil and bad at tuning why risk it on your S6? Dude is mental IMO…

Oh boy…

[QUOTE=FourRingRider;9480270]True Story. A couple years back I purchased a new 2012 S4 and shortly after decided to buy APR’s tune for it. Drove a few thousand miles on the car bone stock and had zero issues. Once APR’s tune was installed within a couple thousand miles (late 2012) I started experiencing the engine running rough, almost sounded like an intermittent mis-fire. I first thought maybe it was a bad batch of 93 octane fuel (I always filled up at “Top Tier” gas stations per Audi) but then quickly discovered at the dealer that wasn’t the case. The Audi shop foreman took my car in as his main project and performed a fuel test and deemed the fuel perfectly fine. At this point during the diagnosis my vehicle was flagged TD1 because of the APR tune. Through the usual process of elimination the dealer couldn’t quickly diagnose the problem so after a few days I was told a higher-up from Audi of America had to fly in and visit them to see if they can help diagnose the issue. They had my entire engine pulled out of the car in pieces. Well after two weeks I got a call from my SA stating that they had finally determined the exact problem. I honestly forgot what the exact internal engine part/s were, but they told me that they couldn’t take the stress of the added peak power of the tune combined with consistently pushing the throttle down in a spirited manner. I never drove my S4 that hard, nor do my cars ever see a track. They advised me that the $10,000+ repair would NOT be covered under warranty per Audi of America due to the aftermarket ECU software from APR. At this point I called APR and asked for assistance since they are always swearing to everyone that their tune is thoroughly tested and could never cause any damage to an engine. I requested that they call my dealer and discuss the issue with them directly so it can be determined who was at fault here, Audi for making a defective part OR APR for making a tune that wasn’t developed properly. If APR can make a reasonable determination that the part/s in question failed due to a factory defect then I have grounds to file a lawsuit against Audi of America. If it was APR’s fault then they should have paid for the repair for developing a product that damaged my car. They just kept telling me they simply don’t call dealers. I then pushed Audi of America and told them if they don’t repair my car I will never buy another Audi ever again and I won’t take delivery of my 2013 S6 that was scheduled to arrive in a few weeks. The rep I was dealing with at AoA brought it up ladder over a few days and came back with a solution. They agreed to repair the car with the agreement that I would never tune it again. They did the engine repair and replaced the ECU with one that wasn’t tampered with. I called Arin @ APR and advised him about the end result. I requested that since APR’s tune was no longer useable to me (since it was no longer permitted by Audi) and impaired my engine I asked that they refund me for the tune. He asked his management and called me back and said no on the refund but they can give me a free tune when the S6 tune is released, but I have to agree to keep silent about the the entire incident. I politely requested for him to put this in writing to make it official and he promptly declined, stating it was more of a “gentleman’s agreement.” Several months later the S6 tune was released and I called APR and Arin kept evading my calls, emails and PM’s over the period of weeks. I then gave up and spoke to someone else in APR’s sales department and after a couple days they called me back and said that Arin made a mistake and that it wasn’t going to be actually FREE - just discounted by 10% per the owner. Very very shady way to do business, absolutely ZERO service after the sale at APR. I will certainly NEVER give APR another cent nor will I recommend anyone use their products.

http://s1.postimg.org/d79mcxhcf/S4_repairs.jpg
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then…

[QUOTE=Arin@APR;9480749]This is an absolute bold face lie and I’d suggest you look up the legal ramifications that can come from making such claims.

I would like to address the bold line first. I would never ask a customer to “keep silent.” Furthermore, I am management.

The second point I’d like to raise is if you honestly believed our software was dangerous and blew your motor, why would you try to get free software on your brand new, more expensive, S6? Sounds fishy…

You are running the exact same software that’s installed on thousands of cars. The software has proven to be safe for years at this point, having seen thousands of tracked miles, and much more power through our stage 3 in house motors. Furthermore, you claim you didn’t even drive your car hard. What we have here is a failure, which could be a bad injector or something else, but it wasn’t caused by the same software I and thousands of others are running day in and day out. At the end of the day, Audi said they didn’t want to cover it, yet somehow after a supposed $10,000+ repair bill you were able to quickly jump from a $48,000 car to a $73,000 car? Right.

You did try to get S6 software out of us for free in an effort to “keep silent,” as you put it, but I refused. We don’t take bribes. Period. Had you been cool, and not try to bribe me, I would have likely given you the software for free. However, now here we are.

Expect a call from our legal department.

-Arin
[/quote]
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/574341-APR-Stage-1-RS7-Tune-Feedback?p=9480270&viewfull=1#post9480270

LOL! Another I’m getting headers because they have worked on every other car and EC says they make more powaaaa… lol He is pretty quick to dismiss any other data just wants dyno’s… Love how drob and swank are trying to be logical with him but it just isn’t getting through… Oh well his car and money… Can’t wait to see the dyno’s ::slight_smile:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581771-First-Dyno-for-B8-5?p=9482496&viewfull=1#post9482496

Yeah, what is real funny on that one is he says it was APR’s fault but doesn’t remember what went wrong in the engine… Everytime I’ve had work on any Audi I’ve owned you get a service report stating pretty much everything so maybe refer to that to jog your memory? lol Also, after all that he wants a free tune… lol So, if APR is so evil and bad at tuning why risk it on your S6? Dude is mental IMO…

LOL! Another I’m getting headers because they have worked on every other car and EC says they make more powaaaa… lol He is pretty quick to dismiss any other data just wants dyno’s… Love how drob and swank are trying to be logical with him but it just isn’t getting through… Oh well his car and money… Can’t wait to see the dyno’s ::slight_smile:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581771-First-Dyno-for-B8-5?p=9482496&viewfull=1#post9482496

The second an individual brings up Magnuson-Moss and insists it protects him from being denied warranty coverage due to a tuned ecu, I discredit everything he says. It wasn’t as if AoA refused to replace his peeling start button due to the remap; he tuned his engine and knew/should have known of the risks. Tuning definitely has the propensity to bring out weaknesses that were present at the factory. The facts presented lead me to believe that a defective engine component, that was destined to fail sooner rather than later, failed sooner than it would have on the stock map. AoA was likely aware of this and decided to take the hit to keep a customer.

The second an individual brings up Magnuson-Moss and insists it protects him from being denied warranty coverage due to a tuned ecu, I discredit everything he says. It wasn’t as if AoA refused to replace his peeling start button due to the remap; he tuned his engine and knew/should have known of the risks. Tuning definitely has the propensity to bring out weaknesses that were present at the factory. The facts presented lead me to believe that a defective engine component, that was destined to fail sooner rather than later, failed sooner than it would have on the stock map. AoA was likely aware of this and decided to take the hit to keep a customer.

FourRing is full of bullshit. Always has been. I remember when he first came on the forums - seemed like a young kid with lots of his parents’ money to blow through.

FourRing is full of bullshit. Always has been. I remember when he first came on the forums - seemed like a young kid with lots of his parents’ money to blow through.