What chemical are they putting in the water in that state of Oregon? LOL
http://streetsblog.net/2012/09/06/one-mans-push-to-require-bike-licenses-in-oregon/
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7982977
B7 A4 guys never fail to deliver a dose of retardation… claims of 9 second 2.0t b7 a4s within 2 years if you read close enough lol
Bit of a Napoleonic complex feel to it.
Lots of ‘I’m going to be better than your slow piece of shit S4 because my 2.0T non s-line with a dope sticker , beige cloth seats should dyno XXX whp…when I finish my build!’
Lots of fail in there. Just wondering…what’s the fastest B7 A4? This draklore guy speaks like he’s splitting atoms, but have we seen a quarter mile time? VAST had a BT kit and I believe they hit the strip but I can’t remember what they ‘accomplished’. Anyone know?
I bet they’ll be low 13 second cars with big turbos…and might stumble into the 12s if the stars align. They talk like it’s easy to run 11 seconds with a 2 litre 3650 lb A4.
edit: Found my answer. Bust out the ricer excuse gauge!
[quote=DRAKLORE]I’ll hit the drag strip once when I’m done
Tuning the new motor, just once though
Everytime I’ve hit the 1/4mile or 1/8th I break something new and I just get frustrated because it’s not
Worth it at this point.
A GT30 B7 should hit low 12s very easy… In my few passes during the practice nights 12.5 was obtainable on the K03 software (with the GT30) and very few supporting mods.
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New record? 3 ricer excuses in one short post.
- my tune isn’t finished (even though his build thread says he started this odyssey 18 months ago)
- quarter mile always breaks cars
- “I could have run” 12.5 (so we know he didn’t come anywhere near it)
Reality? He probably went, ran 13.3 with a 2.2 60 foot because his car makes zero torque before 5000 RPM…then said 'if I cut a 1.8 60 foot that’s 4 tenths and 4 tenths on 60 foot = 8 tenths on 1/4 mile ET so 13.3 with 2.2 = 12.5 with 1.8 (even though that ancient rule doesn’t even REMOTELY apply to Audis with quattro)
Really fucking funny. Fortunately Draklore didn’t stop there, and posted another beauty:
[quote=DRAKLORE]I’ve met a fair share of B5S4s in various stages of mods and yes… They can be fast, but unless it’s got more than K04s I’m not worried
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a couple of guys reminded him he’s full of shit:
[quote=dan fn 6262]sorry, but a K04 B5S4 will destroy you, and practically anything/anyone else. Its not “they can be fast” its the fact that they are fast. You’re not making, no less then, 400awtrq by 3.5k rpms. They can.
B5 S4s are monsters, to put it simply. I don’t know why everyone outside of the B5s4 clique talk down on them so much. Jealousy, I’d imagine, is the main reason.
B5S4s are just very fast cars. You CANNOT try to take that from them or try to say that a car with 2 less cylinders and .7L less displacement can be just as fast/faster. Especially with your stock engine and janky VAST tune.
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agreed, its a delusional collective Napoleon complex with that group
New record? 3 ricer excuses in one short post.
- my tune isn’t finished (even though his build thread says he started this odyssey 18 months ago)
- quarter mile always breaks cars
- “I could have run” 12.5 (so we know he didn’t come anywhere near it)
Reality? He probably went, ran 13.3 with a 2.2 60 foot because his car makes zero torque before 5000 RPM…then said 'if I cut a 1.8 60 foot that’s 4 tenths and 4 tenths on 60 foot = 8 tenths on 1/4 mile ET so 13.3 with 2.2 = 12.5 with 1.8 (even though that ancient rule doesn’t even REMOTELY apply to Audis with quattro)
Really fucking funny. Fortunately Draklore didn’t stop there, and posted another beauty:
[quote=DRAKLORE]I’ve met a fair share of B5S4s in various stages of mods and yes… They can be fast, but unless it’s got more than K04s I’m not worried
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a couple of guys reminded him he’s full of shit:
[quote=dan fn 6262]sorry, but a K04 B5S4 will destroy you, and practically anything/anyone else. Its not “they can be fast” its the fact that they are fast. You’re not making, no less then, 400awtrq by 3.5k rpms. They can.
B5 S4s are monsters, to put it simply. I don’t know why everyone outside of the B5s4 clique talk down on them so much. Jealousy, I’d imagine, is the main reason.
B5S4s are just very fast cars. You CANNOT try to take that from them or try to say that a car with 2 less cylinders and .7L less displacement can be just as fast/faster. Especially with your stock engine and janky VAST tune.
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ROFLMAO! So much win in this post…damn I have missed the forums
Going to go troll them now ;D
When will mick learn that you can’t hide reality from modern day internet users?
He won’t. He will always have his little buddy club to back him up if anyone questions him.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i293/beemercer/snowtrooper.jpg
liked this bit
[quote]You are one of these fat fuck idiots that coasts through life and thinks you are the shit, when in reality you are just a slime ball who has gotten lucky a few times. FYI Jhm and I have more beef from than the past then what is sitting in your gut undigested and likely rotting.
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looking up the backstory now
also, so many whinny vaginas on QW
http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/msgs/13593.phtml
http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/threads/2451.phtml#37225
http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/msgs/37221.phtml mick making fun of fat people…
funny…
screencapped and linked in the other thread too…and had to really think about which was the best place to put it (there or here)
http://audirevolution.net/forum/index.php?topic=1145.msg26268#msg26268
Too bad I’m too good to have a QW account, or I would have just questioned why Mick posted a picture of himself and titled it “New Charger SRT Owners” when it should have said “One pathetic B7 RS4 owner”
wow that is fucking ironic
Hey mick…are there no mirrors in your house? What causes you to blurt out these ridiculous slams on fat people…is it Tuyet’s syndrome? If there are no mirrors in your house, that’s ok. This intervention has photos of you, to remind you that you’re fat like the SRT drivers you’re making fun of.
You know your fat when your goatee has 4 inches of chin below it
Look how excited he is to eat…
http://i49.tinypic.com/261i8u1.jpg
I don’t want to know what this ‘trip to Korea’ was all about…but your tits are bigger than theirs.
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb469/lulz101/Mick%20the%20Prick/1143222668_4a6FR-XL.jpg
burn…
I think what most surprised me when I first saw a picture of Mick was that he wasn’t early 20s like I assumed due to his internet antics. I also figures that his buddy Ben was young as hell so I assumed they both were close in age. It’s pretty pathetic for a (I’m guessing mid 40 yr old) to act the way he does.
I’m betting on mid to late 30s, probably late. But yea I thought he was in his 20s until I saw what he looked like. Lol actually everyone who I’ve seen a picture of has looked completely different than what I thought.
Mick is going to blow a gasket when he finds out about those pics. Popcorn anyone?
nope. He is in his 40s.
As for him blowing a gasket, those are photos that mick himself put on the internet. He is so full of himself that he is always linking to his smugmug albums to show off his cars/house/etc. that he forgets he is also linking everyone to his vacation photos etc.
When a guy goes off the deep end and decides to trash talk and telll lies about companies, forum members (i.e. me with alarming regularity) and he has this shit hanging out there…that’s just fucking stupid. He will likely blow a gasket and will say that I ‘hacked’ his smugmug but he needs to be reminded that posting photos he himself has linked us all too (and I mean ALL…audizine, audiworld, rs246, audirevolution) is hardly ‘hacking’ lol. It’s an open fucking photo album that he linked every audi forum on earth to.
LOL old enough to be my dad. If my dad owned an Audi and acted like that… I’d drive a bmw.
Oh I know, but he just about went into cardiac arrest when you posted him eating the bowl of soup awhile back. This will just be system overload for him.
I don’t know why it’s such a big deal. If I was a dink on the internet I’m sure people could pull up some embarrassing photos of me too lol
no matter who you are in this world…
Once you post ONE picture on the internet… even if its for 10 seconds… that picture now belongs to the internet!
Ask topless Kate lol
With the funds in the royal vaults there is no way she will ever make those titty shots dissapear off the internet!
her tits looked terrible (smaller than mick’s) but her ass was fantastic.
this is a literal LOL !!!
this is the forum lulz thread…not the general lulz thread.