lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

they had 1 B5 on a trailer with no bumpers on it (B5 class) and they were pushing it by teh end of the night. They ran it no clocks which makes NO sense because the drivers of that car hadn’t a clue what they were doing half the night…so it’s not like it’s a bracket racing beast that they want kept quiet. And it’s not like it’s a big money street racing car when the driver can’t launch it (see video here), which is the only other reason you’d run no clocks.

This was around 12.2 @ 120 at best. You can hear he doesn’t get too far into fourth by the time he crosses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwzj2Vtpcsg

they tehn had Daunte Caul’s B6 S4 with a 2.7T swap, and 600 whp…which ran 14.49 @ 97 mph on its best pass

BEst part about that car is they claimed it was because the shifter wasn’t setup right and they couldn’t get into 3rd gear.

Really superstar? Here are the 2 passes I have slips against that B6 2.7T

Last time I checked, after 330 feet on both passes, the car was on pace for 14-15 second 1/4 mile ET

The problem is you’re dealing with some 22 year old kids who don’t realise how little they know. They don’t understand that anyone who has spent any time at a dragstrip realises they’re full of shit and their excuses don’t hold water. A 600 whp car doesn’t magically become a 14-15 second car because someone from the other team was watching you practice. It’s just a slow fucking car. And that’s fine…but when you spend 2 years talking mad shit about how fast your car is gonna be…and then fall on your fucking face, it’s karma in so many ways.

Oh and for the record, they did carpool…corbett drove. Not his RS6 because AMD is holding that car hostage. Not his B5 because who the fuck knows where that even is. No, it was an old busted Jeep cherokee they piled in to. It’s really fucking creepy how 35 year old Corbett who is married and apparently has kids spends all his time hanging with these high school and college boys. Something really weird going on there. It’s like he’s plying them with B5 parts. THat’s why he bought 7 B5 S4s…it’s like paedophile candy for those kids.

Since we know his 60 foot was shit because…well standard poorly running B5 stuff, no torque to move the car down low with big turbos…we know he likely didn’t get out of 2nd gear till after the 330 foot mark. At 330 feet he was 5.91 seconds

5.91 seconds 330’ = at best 14.2 seconds

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/24/c3feaf4fc52a4829ea0973f9eb7c4a31.jpg

Same story again…this time truly horrendous 60’ time (minivan stuff) and on pace for 15-16 seconds after 330 feet.

So much for blaming 3rd gear. (PS anyone find it ironic that B5 guy in a B6 body is BLAMING 3rd gear instead of praising it? lol)

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/20151023_204037-1_zpsytlgzrdd.jpg

Hahahahahahabaha

Why is this buried here. You should make a post in the open section.

But you mean the AMD guys with tabloid Tim lied… No not again… Well wait all they do is BS and Lie and fail hard core. Thats why they are so mad at JHM and all the sucuess that comes from the guys around that.

So on the same day the same track at the same conditions. The JHM stage 2 beats the 2.7T 600 hp b6 S4.

Those guys are a LOL fest

Fixed that for you.

There’s another reason. I told Tim to bring his car to Milan so we could race the prior weekend. He knew I was coming and he knew Kurt would be there too. He also knew a group of AR guys were going to be there so they ran no clocks to avoid more embarrassment. Kinda makes me wonder why Dante didn’t do the same? I didn’t even see the 20 second shit show. And they were making fun of my worst passes that were still over a second faster than his best. Now that’s funny.

Thats right LOL

The entire child molestation ring that is the AMD crowd is just a bunch of slow sore losers.

Another funny thing. isn’t homeless martin the one that works on all of these incredibly slow cars. So dante drove all this way and kept saying his shifter was why his car was slow. We know that his car is slow because its a piece of shit but still. Wasnt his big excuse that his shifter was out of alignment. If thats his excuse that the shifter was out of alignment that would mean that none of those guys there even homeless martin the wonder mechanic who put 14quarts of oil in tims b5 and drove the car that way knew how to adjust a shifter. So none of them knew how to adjust the shifter… No wonder these guys are always angry. That kind of stupidity would be embarrassing

The shifter excuse was a bunch of bullshit. The car is just slow. There may be other problems, and that’s likely with a 2.7t but at the end of the day, we know it was as slow as a stock B5 2.7t in first and second gear, so blaming the shifter doesn’t hold water.

Sure it works on their b5 buddies who are always ready to embrace an excuse but for anyone who has a clue, that car wasn’t capable of running 13.99 or better even if the shifter was buttery smooth.

OK so they ran it no clocks the first few passes till they had it dialled in and the plan was then to throw a great number very down?guess that didn’t happen since it ran no clocks all night.

I didn’t understand what they were doing. They’d drive it to the staging lanes and then turn around and run back to the pits like a scared turtle everytime our cars would show up. I saw that guy make more passes down the staging lanes in the wrong direction than I did down the track.

They had one run that looked legit fast. The guy missed fourth gear though.

At the end of the day if they ran something excellent we’d all be impressed. I don’t give a fuck who tuned it or built it. I just like seeing cars that actually perform.

Yeah they appear to have been filming your runs and we’re well aware of who you were. Didn’t they also say they were going to knock your teeth out if they ever saw you?

I guess what they really meant was they were going to film you secretly and say nothing lol

Anyway since they had someone in the stands ask them if they caught your 12.2 @ 118 because I missed it and I’d like to hear the car so I can see what kind of et and mph were left on the table.

They wouldn’t run next to any of your cars because then we’d actually be able to gauge it’s speed and time…even with the clocks off.

Pretty pathetic.

This was around 12.2 @ 120 at best. You can hear he doesn’t get too far into fourth by the time he crosses. I believe the B5 hits around 127-129 at the top of 4th gear. Funny they’re geared for MPH almost identically to the RS4 and the manual B8 S4. Yet you hear them constantly whining about how they’re not geared well for the dragstrip. Odd…the B8 and the RS4 do just fine thanks. How about the fact it’s a tiny V6 and when you big turbo it, you’re in a power/torque hole that the car doesn’t like to dig itself out of until 4000 RPMs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwzj2Vtpcsg

Oh…my…lord, that is the shitbox they are rallying around?? Hahahahahahabaha

I could fucking build a car nicer looking and faster than that in a weekend…blind folded

lol that will be in the next video

MDUBZ just let that shit cool down for a few days. Running mid 11s at 124 is the cure

Got Corbett’s entire Instagram deleted.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/28/a78cdaaec3448760fa030410c7a0bddc.jpg

Instagram gave him my email address which was apparently posted in their Facebook group where everybody is now spamming my email address. Pretty sad how much effort they put into blasting me and JHM.

fortunately it was a yahoo address, which you can now just replace

I never understood this sort of mentality… I mean hell it’s just a car forum why make it personal and begin to harass someone over a difference of opinions ?! Do they have that much free time?

any chance corbett just blocked you?

He did block him, i just found all his posts on IG

lol that will be in the next video

MDUBZ just let that shit cool down for a few days. Running mid 11s at 124 is the cure

WTF?!? Seriously? Its like 6.5qts, 9qts dry…at least thats what I remembered when I changed mine.

Vendorzine:
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/673344-Track-duty-two-piece-rotors-for-RS5?p=11151192#post11151192

And yet another sign that they delete/censor posts pretty freely.