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That’s right!

http://i.imgur.com/t3jTK.jpg

I bet he goes 8.0 - 8.2 at less than 90MPH… race car fast for sure… LA is the place… “Best city in the world” lol

hahaha that one came back at me…lol…

Yeah Tsivas it’s not just about guilt anymore when they ask why they haven’t seen you at church every Sunday…

My priest here is a car nut. Has a modded E92 M3 currently, an E46 M before that, had a turbo civic few years ago. Loves Audis, especially the RS4.

I am trying to get him to our test track lolol. He was definitely interested.

OMG Tsivas, there would be so much win in getting him out to your track, I don’t know where to start!

LOL I know. I’m gonna have him bless the road too. ;D

That would be a disaster if he did. That would be a 12.4@113…in other words what mistro’s rs4 did recently with no tune, and stock exhaust with just piggies and intake spacers (a $400 modlist). On pump gas :slight_smile:

Yep, I am aware and still stick with that as my guess… Willing to bet a coke on it also… not the best weather, not the best track, not the best driver = 8.0 - 8.2 He won’t go anyway so it’s a moot point… Street racing in Mexico and shit talking for the win with him…

Hahaha, starting to paint a picture of what kind of character this guy is. I laugh at how they all continue to justify their car vs R8s, RS5s, GTRs saying they are overpriced and B8 S4 is just as fast…

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?t=5917679

Sort of NSFW.

Explain it.

It’s a bunch of people talking about wanking at work.

Plus someone left their photobucket “unlocked” and I think someone recognised him as a porn actor.

Nice

Next time you link to a monster thread without cliff’s notes, you’ll be written up!

This guy is a fucking whirlwind…5 months.

http://www.luxury4play.com/audi/116262-fs-2007-audi-rs4-apr-stageiii-s-c-32k-miles.html

Also I love how he applies monster drive train losses to his dyno on an APR dynapack dyno to come up with 550 hp… and then 620 hp, quite out of the blue.

These guys…scare me. What’s scarier still is the dorks who read this shit and eat it up.

Yea, he’s going for the right audience, though - there’s such a huge douche factor there it’s scary. Definitely a more likely crowd to plunk down $60K than advertising on AZ, AW, AR, QW. Sponsored by TAG, 'nuff said!

…example…this guy wants to make an RS5 RWD:
http://www.luxury4play.com/audi/114869-rwd-rs5.html

He’s an odd one for sure. I inquired on AZ about his claim of “having $85K+ in the car.” I haven’t checked back on AZ yet but I’d imagine he is including the cost of the car which is stupid. As far as stupid goes, his asking price falls in the same category imo. It may be low mileage and allegedly clean and APR charged…but is he trying to recoup his labor $ spent and gas money spent too??

Exactly… Still impossible.

He has had it for under a year… So he paid probably 42,000 at most (its an 07). Add in $15,000 for the supercharger (he bought it in 2012, July to be precise) and you’re still under 60,000. Not sure what else he is including but his other mods are maybe $8,000.

So we are at around $65,000 which means $20,000 missing.

Maybe he got arrested for street racing in that video we found where him and an r8 hit about 120 mph in what looks to be a 40 or so zone…and he is including legal fees? Or maybe he is including the cost of buying a fucking clue.

I don’t know what’s worse. The RS4 guy or this guy: http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2004-Audi-S4-W0QQAdIdZ442630266

The pictures of the motor out of the car on a stand are enough to make the majority of buyers not want to touch it with a ten foot pole.

It’s got the ugly deval rs4 front. Or Lltek. One of those poorly fitting fiberglass crap companies.

All that work and its rocking B5 Avus wheels

http://www.a5oc.com/forums/s5-performance-mods/24122-breathing-new-life-into.html

Funny to see people fawning over PES products