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#1425

Uber fail:

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

#1426

bwhahahhahahahahah…

[quote]I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
[/quote]

#1427

And some great responses…

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?rel=player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UTqj3P1rmdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wH5WvWB7m0
http://gma.yahoo.com/profane-sorority-email-gets-spoofed-scrutinized-195838656--abc-news-topstories.html?vp=1&pt=BureoF2GVB

Google: delta gamma email sorority girl

Epic.

#1428

And racist too. Neat.

http://jezebel.com/tweets-from-the-deranged-sorority-girls-deleted-twitte-476337771

#1429

haha, social media is some peoples worst enemy

#1430

I like

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rebecca-martinson-maryland-300x297.png

#1431

^^ holy fuck that girl is smoking.

I’ll read the supposedly epic email tomorrow. Looks like a great read ;D

#1432

What is with all the whining threads about Audi not covering stupid things like brake rotors, washer fluid, and give away free maintenance/build it in to the cost of buying the car.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/537210-Audi-making-my-owner-experience-horrible

#1433

Did that guy call Revo and 034 Nigger and Jew tuners?

#1434

Alright I just read through sorority girl’s email. I think epic would be an understatement. I couldn’t stop laughing. For some reason, she is even more attractive now. She’s got a way with words - pretty hott.

#1435

I was entertained. People are just too sensitive and PC these days.

#1436

I cought that too…dont know how that even makes sence… motodyne is one of the top jokes in the audi comunity and now we know more of why

#1437

Thank god… I thought I was the only one… I was like dam girl tell those lame ass bitches…that girl seems hardcore…see seems like she talks shit to the whinny girls that are all bitchy and high maintence…good for her…thats my kind a wonam

#1438

you need to hit that chris

#1439

No he said they were just like the other tuners that fit that description.

What is a jew tuner lol?

That motodyne guy is fuckt

#1440

I dont even want to start talking about Motodyne because I’m going to be like you and start a callout thread on some bullshit that I really dont care about anymore.

I think he was either calling them mickey mouse company’s or reffering to the owners of the companies, but the owner of 034 is not black hes Iranian LOL. Either way that shit was funny.

#1441

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/537439-New-England-Dragway-V8-S4-shoot-out

thread is fine (the idea of getting a bunch of guys together to race on the same day), the lulz come from moyenecorniche’s douche responses:

[quote="moyenecorniche "]A V8 S4 at Lime Rock is where it would be more fun…IMHO…
[/quote]

[quote="moyenecorniche "]But we are talking about a 3800 lbs AWD luxury performance car really not at all designed with the 1/4 in mind.
Whatever the ET’s it’s still never going to be a drag car and I’m convinced that running the 1/4 is more problematic for these cars due to the engineering parameters than when we raced a 600hp 67 Camaro which was built for the 1/4. The S4 chassis is designed for the road.
cruising all day at 90+mph on the autobahn or pushing the limits of adhesion in the twisties, regardless of weather situations.

For me it’s the road, I spent all my junior and high school years at the dragway,… Nope… Thank You
[/quote]

#1442

What’s dumber is going to the road course in your poorly setup, 62% front biased 3800 LB understeering pig.

#1443

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/537664-Why-am-I-slower-than-stock

[quote=“troyguitar”]JHM 93 octane tune
Pre-cat delete
JHM stage 4 clutch/flywheel

Weight reduction:
Spare tire, all tools, all floor mats, first aid kit, books all removed from car
Gas tank 1/8 full of 93 octane
150 lb driver
50 lb battery in place of 60 lb stock dead one
“lightened” aka nearly worn out rotors and brake pads at all 4 corners
21.85 lb wheels with 26 lb tires

Time slips (lost in first elimination round by .0251, bah):

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/27/y5usasy7.jpg

Compression test showed 150-160 psi in all 8 cylinders.

JHM Launch Assist CANNOT spin the tires, even with stone cold summer tires in the rain (yes ESP is off). The car just grabs and bogs down to 2k RPM. to 2k RPM.
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lol, driver mod

#1444

What track is he at? Could be at 2500 feet elevation in hot weather.