Lulz…wow
Thats a good time right there
round 2
[QUOTE=dparm;8753531]Any love for the new 3.0TFSI V6? Gobs of power available in that thing and it uses the same 6MT as the B6/B7 S4, I believe.
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lol
WTF…that was funny/weird
Not sure what’s most interesting…the fact he hired a random guy from craigslist to work on his car and let him TAKE his CAR…or the fact that after getting owned/raped/having his car raped, he posted it on a public forum lol
I think he’s eating his pride and trying to ensure no one makes the same mistake. Not that many people would go on CL to find some random guy to work on their car.
Hahaha I know right?
His intent of that post is how he can get the guy back so he I think his motives for posting is more for revenge ideas that to protect people lol.
Either way, I got a huge laugh out of it.
The guy who’s fender was pulled with some pliers was pretty sad too. Did you guys see the result??
Who in their right mind would pick up their car and see that and pay them and drive off only to start wondering about the quality of work afterward…sigh…
Ummm, probably the exact same people that are into “stance”, “stretch” and all that other dumb ass shit.
So Tyson thinks he can beat a blown RS5, yet he is still slower than a handful of stage II b8 S4s… Lol
Enjoyed this quote. Sometimes people need to hear the obvious!
[QUOTE=Arin@APR;8758012]It will.
RS5 has two more cylinders and 1.2 more liters of displacement.
More = more.
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He seems really interested in racing people, especially a race he can’t handle. When the hell are him and paper going to get together?
Yet he doesn’t “work” for GIAC. Let me guess…he will never race anyone?
Someone needs to post the videos of what a blown B7 RS4 does with a manual (slower) transmission and on pump gas while struggling to launch.
this oughtta do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlvscmNoz8&feature=player_detailpage#t=216s
11.3 @ 126.7
An RS5 with that blower would be a shoe in for a 10.9-11.1 time, (in fact the JHM RS4 is likely a shoe in for that once they get a 93 tune…that was the 91 tune lol). No offense to the B8 guys, but no tvs1320 B8 on earth will come close to that car at the strip, heaven forbid a highway pull where the rape would get truly insane. He can use all the race gas he wants. Then talk about an APR RS5 with DSG? lol. Tyson is a shallow shell of a shill. Alliteration. google it.
If that’s the case, tell him to post when he will be at Sacramento and Dan@JHM with a broken hand and a manual transmission JHM RS4 will show up to beat him senseless.
[QUOTE=1FastS4.Com;8759696]LOL!!! What is the 1/4 timeslip for this SC-RS4? I will call Jason tomorrow.
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bwahahaha
He is going to get embarrassed.
Cut to Austin @ GIAC currently phoning him to say ‘WTF!!! are you crazy? You’ll kill our momentum! We can almost tune a DSG B8 S4!’
p.s. your post to 1fastscam was awesome
[quote]Since you’re apparently out looking for a raping…you should hunt down a JHM supercharged B7 RS4. I’m not sure you’ll want the RS5 after that…you may be sore.
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I like how he scoffs that he thought it would be a 10 second timeslip from the RS4 when you said rape. If he’s really nice, maybe they’ll drop one on him.
also gold from that thread…guy is comparing the E9x 4.0 V8 M3 vs. the B8 S4
[quote=swcc50]our internals are stonger, but our engines displacement is a litre smaller.
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Actually, no, your internals are not stronger. It’s a fucking M engine. Just as the R8/RS4/RS5 engine can handle 600 whp the M engines can handle the same if not more. There’s already a 10 second M3 that trapped 130 MPH + on the stock motor.
Are people this ignorant?
Egg wrecked my paint!
No…your amateur detailing job wrecked your paint.