lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

HUH? lol

Think you are misinformed. Pete and I have been trying for few a months to get out. I think I am borderline harassing the fella at this point.

He should be good soon he said. I won’t bother him anymore.

Whoever told you that is so full of shit, we literally have went out 50x in the past 5 months and always a new excuse…

Saki might be trying to rev us up :wink:

We should all meet up soon. All cars are ready/not broken/ on a flatbed :stuck_out_tongue:

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Don’t jinx it

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Lol I know. Last time I jinxed the two of them. Both stuck on the side of road.

Tony - dead battery, clutch issues, about 20 CELs in past
Paul- dead car/flat bed special

what a vendor fail

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/549649-GMG-Racing-Carbon-Cleaning-for-Audi-FSI-Direct-Injection-Engines

look at the section.

just an error

What’s the big deal?

No big deal. Never dodged anyone though.

We are trying to set up some runs. Hard getting everyone to commit.

I was referring to capt scuzzy

What’s your favourite sport?

This Wusty dude is a real treat… He argues all kinds of things with no facts and doesn’t even know how to read a dyno… Now 13’s are faster than 10-12’s… Must be that taller gearing and lower redline? LOL Fuck my car barely does 3.8x 0-60 yet his 13 Stasis tune car does…

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/486179-0-60-times-with-chip/page2

I put Wusty and West on the same wagon.

The more I read Wusty’s posts, the more I get the impression that he has some sort of agenda to push. I’m starting to think it’s more than simply justifying his purchase of stasis products.

that thread is pretty funny

however if you’re running 12.3-12.4 @ 112-113 you should be pretty close to 3.9-4.0 seconds to 60 mph in an AWD Audi that weighs around 4000 lbs

For perspective, my PBOX and GTECH both tell me that my stock RS4 can rip to 60 mph in around 4.4-4.5 seconds (best was 4.39). When Mistro with his JHM tune, JHM launch assist and JHM fullback launches his RS4, I would be shocked if he wasn’t closer to 3.9-4.0. His car makes a good 50 hp more than mine and whips the shit out of me in races.

Wusty is lost though. To prove his point, he posted the B8 vs. B8.5 Stasis dyno sheet…showing that the B8.5 makes 10 hp more. Ten hp more is not going to change your performance parameters from 0-60 mph much.

Wusty is like WestWestII. I think we talked about him earlier in this thread…I was sure it was a troll account created by westwest himself.

edit: WTF are they using to measure 0-60mph anyway? I hear guys talking about gauges and shit…that MUST be accurate! Using the car’s speed sensor or something?

http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4b8/msgs/42292.phtml

This guy wants to know how to test the acceleration of his car, but not willing to go to the track. Typical quattrofail

[facepalm]

Don’t worry he posted the same concerns on Vendorzine… Gotta be carbon! LOL

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/550456-My-car-seems-slow-how-can-I-test-it

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/551022-German-creations/page2

Jesus… This kid got straight internet pwned.

thank you, made my day…ROFLMAO!!!

haha, omg ;D

That’s one hell of a smackdown. I actually started to feel bad for the guy. The B8 S4 section had an epic thread like that, but to be fair, the member that got pwned was a colossal tool. Not sure if this guy had a similar forum history.

This was great yet painful.