??? ROFL. Ya he just destroyed himself with that
In other lulz news, Auditurd’s anal is still dripping from Saki’s dominance of it.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/517989-Teaser-APR-3-0-TFSI-Stage-III-Supercharger-System?p=8992211#post8992211
I like how he keeps rounding up his trap speeds and rounding down those of the APRtvs1320 S5 lol. Now he trapped 116 and the APR S5 trapped the same lol
APR’s best trap was 117 MPH. Auditurd’s best trap was 115.
APR went in +680 feet in Alabama. Auditurd went in -1209 feet of density in jersey lol.
APR backed it up with half a dozen other 116-117 passes. Auditurd went 113.
He has returned to his retarded ways. He keeps saying we should give him credit because he has matured…but he then acts like a total fucking toolbag. He tries to say ‘don’t hold things I posted when I was 15 against me’. I don’t know but last time I checked, he didn’t have an Audi when he was 15. He was developing his reputaiton as a complete moron when he was 18 years old on audizine…and that was like 3 years ago lol.
Best part is where he compares himself to a DSG. Problem there is he is comparing his driving to Tsivas, who admittedly is a horrendous driver (in his words, he shifts like a grandma). They had one PBOX run where he had a really quick shift from 3rd to 4th, and now he’s god’s gift to driving. It should be noted tha thte 3-4 is the easiest shift in the gearbox lol…and that when we review his timeslips, his numbers are just good, not great.
He’s cutting 1.79-1.82 60’ times. That’s what a basic stage 1 B8 S4 should be able to do with a good driver…let alone one with everything thrown at it.
Originally Posted by b6monster
dude I got the Unitronic Stage 1 for my audi… O____O it is riduculously bettter then before. It has so much pull to it now!! and gas milage is alot better. I recommend the Unitronic tune. Jhm is good but they dont specialize in just the tune. Unitronic focuses only on the tune of a car.
;D
I wasn’t quite sure what to say on that one, lol
Lolz at that guys post…notice how that one guy just signed up tbat same day…
Tossed in a solid AR refrence…
Link?
I might now know much about the S/C for the B6/B7 platform but that Troy guy…WTF? ???
He’s angry lol. I don’t get it. He loves to slam JHM products and JHM customers…then says he is going to buy a supercharger.
Axel said you can get a big chunk of performance from the B6/7 for nominal money. I think he said $1200? or $1500?
He’s fucking right. These other dipshits are…dipshits.
My car is a good example.
- JHM tune $500 +$40 in shipping a cable around (or free if you borrow one from a local friend…a.k.a me who has one if anyone needs a tune flash)
- piggoies - $free if you DIY them (and it’s very easy)
- 2.5" catback exhaust = $750 to your door for a magnaflow is damn easy. I bought a Fast Intentions for $1300.
My car trapped 107 MPH with this setup. Stock B6/7 S4s trap around 100-102 at my track.
My car went 13.2 with this setup. Stock B6/7 S4s ET around 13.8-14.0 at my track.
I gained 6 to 8 tenths, and 5-7 MPH, for $1800 in mods. No I didn’t spend $7,000. No I didn’t improve dramatically as a driver. I bought good stuff that made me go fast. That’s not 15 whp. That’s about 30-40 WHP. That’s about 30-40 WTQ as well.
I went with the updated JHM tune with launch assist…and catless custom downpipes for $450…and went 12.99 @ 107.7. The day I did it, a stock B6 went 13.8 @ 102.
These guys just frankly don’t have a clue how well their own car responds to mods.
I especially love the “But then there’s taxes!” lol. Seriously???
If some Audi S4 owners are pinching pennies, they may be owning the wrong kind of car. Can’t wait for their reaction when their AC compressor dies.
He also doesn’t get that because JHM dialed down their blower it makes it more beneficiary and safe for our 4.2 whereas the other blowers are maxing out their power hence upping the internals. I’m positive that part of the topic on 4.2 superchargers have been beaten to death, at least to my knowledge.
Also, I too agree with axel:
JHM tune (450 +25), diy piggies (25), magnaflow exhaust (650 + 50) <$1200 with shipping
yeah that was funny. Trying to make you wrong for saying you can get a great gain for modest money.
Shame on you for showing them axel. You should instead be negative and dour and tell them to buy a pes kit and stand alone self tuning
Seriously. I feel like I’m talking to brick walls.
^^^lots of dumb people…and lots of stubborn analytical types who don’t believe anyone but themselves. Bad makeup for a group dynamic lol
Dude…just let them think they are right…they will eventually fail and leave or fail and get JHM products…haha
I can’t stand most of them and when they are wrong or we offer our logical rebuttal…we are Fanboys!
Where do all of these fucks even come from, most don’t have S4s or most have never had JHM parts…let alone anything more aftermarket than rims on their cars!
I was going to comment in that thread after I read a few posts; by the time I finished reading all the posts it seemed it wouldn’t even be worth it
Haha, if you guys are up for chuckles later…I’m hitting up the track for the first time in the Avant with Jimmy. I’ll be recording my runs with my iPhone via the headrest prop.
This should be an amusing run.
Just remember not to drive backwards down the track