and i get fucking terminated because that little bitch jason and tony probably were complaining im gonna hurt their business. im sure all that shit will get cleaned up so no future tial buyer sees it and sways his decision.
audizine is fucking pathetic. im never going back to that dump. you want to see or hear about my car, come to AR mother fuckers.
WTF!!! There were people acting way worse! You were just pointing out facts. That is seriously fucked up.
Yeah that’s Audizine for you. The mod that banned him is a B5 veteran, so he just banned 91 out of bias. I like how the guy that posted up pics of that other guy didn’t get banned - just suspended. Posting other people’s personal pictures should be an instant ban
I finally just caught up on the rest of that thread…it was one of the funniest things I have ever read. Some of the mods and the advertisers on AZ get their panties in a twist so much its pathetic.
91 - that was some BS for getting terminated. Fuck em’, Stage 3 is going to be insane. AR FTW
fucking bitch. what was his name?
that pic helped me out though, it shut that bitch jason right up.
I have to say, this is a pretty fucking strong post right here. I know NTCVR6 went off on 91 a couple years ago for 91’s joke thread where be beat the RS6 turbo’d silver bullet car on a break in tune, but man, I have to love this post.
[quote=NYCVR6]Man you have such a big fucking mouth for a 120lb bald flip flop wearing nerd… You are a great businessman with great professional etiquette… Now that I think about it, I would be angry if I looked like you too… This is your best shot for sure, I don’t know what’s cooler, your dope shirt, your sweet flip flops, the pre-medidated folded arms out of awkwardness, your $2 shades, the fact that you think it’s great to take a picture with a model bent over a car, your hair line, or you having the same build as a 13 year old girl… I know what’s cooler, the fact that you have a bastard child!!! You fucking hick loser, I’ll assume that’s your sister’s child too… Why don’t you bring out one of your pieces of shit to a real event at MIR and run some of what we have here… This guy = AWESOMENESS!!!!
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and he followed it up strong
[quote=NYCVR6]Xanax and the occasional opiate do me well… I don’t even smoke pot anymore… Scotch is my medicine… Just one (double) 14 yr Oban neat is perfect… This guy pictured above, let me guesss… Two PBR’s and he’s face down on the floor with his “friends” drawing on him and shit… His sister/girlfriend banging Dsnot in the next room… and dyno sheets on the fridge…
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I think I may change my avatar on AZ to be this picture
^hahaha, that would be great
NYCVR6 is pretty straight. He’s maniacal at times, but frankly he’s all about results and 1/4 mile times…and is very skeptical about all of these dyno queens and 60-130 only guys. Sounds a lot like…AR!
He threatened to choke 91GL once though lol.
yea that post really helped out shut jason the fuck up and put light at what a pussy he is lol. the best part is when jason then said to him “oh you never got results from your car”. i dont know what he meant by that because whenever nycvr6’s car is not broken, hes at the track with it.
last year there was a thread where the typical tial shit happened…they posted a video of a tial car killing a k04 car…but didn’t mention the problems the k04 car was having etc.
anyway, they then posted dynos and NYCVR6 went in and destroyed AMD/EPL for doing nothing but HIDING from the dragstrip where we can get an accurate depiction of how the car really moves. No bullshit. No weak benchmark K04 car with problems. Just truth.
It blew up nicely, and in anger, Jason’s (AMD/EPL) fastest customers the big Tial 770 making over 600 whp…a super strong 605 car with a full modlist and meth even…and then a K04 and a K04 hybrid car ALL went to the dragstrip to shut everyone up. Well they shut someone up alright…the Tial guys went dead quiet. They didn’t post any results…but after getting badgered, jason admitted the trap speeds (but wouldn’t share the ET of ANY of the cars).
Traps were 121 for 605, and 128 for the supposedly most powerful S4 in the world. All the guys got a few runs so no bullshit. The cars just flopped. The fastest ET was 12.11…and it was the 605 car. The ‘most powerful S4 in the world’ REALLY flopped. Ran mid 12s.
It’s funny, before that happened, we were at a meet in Detroit and CountVohn said ‘the EPL/AMD/Tial cars will dyno great (on AMD and EPL’s in house dynos) and do well in in-gear pulls in 3rd or fourth, but will suck at the strip because the tuning is just not there for them to go from a stop through 4 gears’. Sure enough, he was right.
Anyway, after all the laughing at the Tial boys, jason the douchebag said ‘this is just proof of how the quarter mile is a terrible benchmark’. I thought that was hilarious. No…this is proof that you’ll do anything you can to discredit a demo of how your cars accelerate in gears 1-4…the 4 gears we all use all the time. They challenged NYCVR6 to do a PBOX 60-130 pull in his turbo VR6 B5 S4. I don’t know why…who gives a fuck what he runs. It doesn’t mean a thing as he doesn’t sell VR6 conversion. Anyway, he agreed, but never did it I guess. He broke an axle at the dragstrip, and was having trouble finding a suitable replacement. Then he needs a pBOX as well.
91, you should contact him and clear the air with him. I bet you’d get along. Or you guys would fight, and that would be funny.
^mutual hatred bringing the world together
would love to clear the air with him, im sure most of his anger towards me in that one particular thread would was because of 2 things. his b5 superiority complex and i was talking pretty reckless lol. other than that, cant say anything bad about him, he runs his car like all of us like to and hes from the tri-state which is a plus in my book.
Saki, any good link to that thread with the TiAL traps. . . I had forgotten about that thread, but subconsciously remember they sucked I guess haha. I wouldn’t mind posting that little tidbit since he’s now BRAGGING about the 121 trap.
know what’s hilarious?
In that thread, someone leaked the fact that Jaybquick@JHM last week ran the following in his JHM tuned JHM RS6 turbocharged built motor, full interior/full exterior B5 S4 …
10.80 @ 135!!!
…but the B5 guys don’t even mention it or discuss it? They’re either too stupid to notice it, or are terrified by the truth (the truth being that these Tials results are just fucking pathetic lol)
That’s the fastest B5 S4 EVER. The only other three ‘B5 S4s’ that have gone faster were
GURUMAN - running a fully built GT setup (650 whp or something) bolted into an A4 body with no interior and no bumpers and no catback (he literally removed his bumpers…I shit you not)
10SECONDS4 Marc - running K04 + lots of nitrous on a fully gutted 900 lbs lighter than stock (yes 900 lbs of weight removed…he cut fucking wires out in the end, he was so bent on weight reduction)
ozzkiller - his car isn’t even an S4, it’s a race car with 500 lbs taken out of it, and the engine is not even an Audi engine it’s so fucking changed. Still he went retarded fast, but it wasn’t even at a real dragstrip (it was one of those bullshit Euro runway event, not a certified dragstrip) and as I said the car is not even an S4 anymore.
Hands down, the most impressive time here is jaybquick. His car is a daily driver with leather and alcantara seats, a nice sound system, nice wheels (street) and is all around AN S4
I saw that, wasn’t sure if it was a typo or what but that’s something special. I’m sure JHM will be along in due course with a vid but congratulations nonetheless. What are the specs on jaybquick’s B5?
not entirely sure. Built motor, RS6/JHM turbos, JHM tuning obviously, full exhaust. Not sure what else. Pretty crazy.
Ever see this video? Full interior 11.1 @ 130 on K04 turbos lol and a no cut video so no bullshit. Pretty insane. These guys don’t fuck around!
http://www.streetfire.net/video/audi-s4-jhm-11-sec-run_145939.htm
If you pay close attention to the video at about 2:01, you’ll learn the truth about why FATS (time from 4200-6500 rpm) was created.
By the way I keep forgetting to send you that second disc. That first one show up yet? Damn post.
That 11.1 run is insane, jay definitely knows how to drive. I love how when he dropped the 10.8 time his comment of “Do the V8 guys even know” I’m sorry who tunes our cars
But 10.8 is hauln’ ass - Congrats to Jay
Someone go post that shit on AZ. Title the thread “TiAL who?”