Racing video thread B5 S4 Vs. anything!!!!

I hard to say based on his mods. Low 11 with good mph on race. With a great driver, different story. Launching and getting out of second is where the ten is won or lost. Most b5 guys have proven that 0-60 mph in 6 seconds is about their norm on these big power builds. Why is this one so different? Good tune for sure. Won’t change the driver though.

Chris…do you hear yourself? Should we be easy on him just because his car is running?

This guys has the poorest attitude on the site, he trashes everything not B5. In fact his hatred towards the V8 is comical and the guy who is helping him out is someone who thankfully invested their knowledge in these “garbage” V8s he always speaks of.

3Ldickbeater made huge claims years ago…take down the JHM 10.8 time…hell we don’t even have proof that he ran the times he claims at the strip in the first place…so who knows if he has ever even been there.

Plain and simple we want to see a car run and not a mouth. If he does as good as he “thinks” he will then I personally will give him the credit he deserves. If he sucks ass at the strip and fails, we will laugh him off the site.

I like the videos and kills, but we have yet to see a dig race. I’d love to see him and hunter from a dig…no bullshit excuses either.

Ummmm, really? He hasn’t shown more than other B5 owners. The videos are typical highway pulls and nothing more, plain and simple.

Im not saying we need to do anything other then not name call eachother. Imho we xcant keep name calling. He shouldnt be calling anyone cocksucker amd in return we shouldnt be calling him dick

You can see we all have the ability to comunicate…he is going out racing his car we see videos…I never said he showed mors then every b5 owmer just more then most. I just think we have a faw or colbert situation here. We offered those guys a fresh perspective and they turned around and became iseful

Im far from saying we need to not be on him…or to hold him to his claims…he has been an ass in the past…now tho he has a running car…and now lets give him a chance to show all the talk wasn’t empty. …

OK And i have yet to see your 770 car beat any high hp cars from a roll. Also I have yet to see British biturbo race any 700whp cars and he said he was making 700whp!

Jupiter doesn’t run his mouth like you or make very bold claims/goals. He knows what his car does and is completely honest. He has been to the track and admits his car doesn’t perform as well as it should.

All name calling aside, just man up and do some dig races and get to the track if a cold front moves through. The point your trying to make above is the exact reason why street races are irrelevant. They are fun to watch and participate in but they are loaded with excuses and usually contain guesstimates of what whp a car has.

We have seen you roll race one car with a 1/4mile time…and you didn’t blow it out of the water. As soon as we see a legit 1/4mile time or some dig races then maybe we will stop hounding your ass. The true test is your car vs a timing system, until then whp and XXX shot of nitrous doesn’t mean a thing. Be real world fast, not b5 world.

Euro said it best, thank you! I have plenty of vids from various road course events, and drag events: some from a dig and most recently one from a roll event. In fact, I absolutely got dusted by a Jfonz tuned K04 car on e85, that vid is on here. My sled needs improvement, the setup is not good and it’s evident…especially from a dig.

Actually, he lost to the one car we know has a quarter mile time.

Hunter’s car went 11.7 @ 124 and beat 3Ldickbeater

That was before he got a good tune, but still, that’s all we have.

I would say he should never post on this site again. He adds no value and is just a mouthpiece. IF he wants to make a go at staying, he should change his username for one. That trolly username is pathetic as can be. I will negative karma him everytime I see it for the rest of my life.

cool i got beat untuned whats your point? The count fixed my tune and its running stronger then ever and its reliable as all hell. How about you come down and drive kevins jhm supercharged RS4 and race my s4 on pump gas? deal for $500 a race? dig roll what ever i dont care

race to what? to oblivion so the B5 can catch up? How about we race to a giant clock 1320 feet from the starting line.

As you said, you will be on pump gas, no meth, no nitrous, no race, no toluene, no e85. So will the RS4.

You will get fucking crushed. Actually strike that. You won’t race that race because:

a) you’ll find an excuse
b) you will cheat

I love how he is challenging you, asking you to put up money, and drive someone else’s car…lol

Kinda pathetic 8nov8eva. Why not get this Kevin guy to hit the 'ol 1320 with you…and like Saki said no cheating because you probably are a little scumbag. Better yet get CV to row those gears…I agree you won’t touch it on 93 from 0-1320feet.

the only way I’d ever race him for money would be if I could go with his car and my car on an empty tank of gas (preferably draining his right in front of me), and fill the tanks with pump gas myself. Then seal the tank with tape that I sign with a sharpie. Even then, I’d still not be 100% sure he’s not cheating.

I don’t see amy poimt is challenging the v8 guys…everyone leeps saying the big test is showing you cam go 10s. Challenging people instead of taking it to the track is just a big fail here.

Nome of us are saying we don’t want to see more races if you bave them…I think we are all saying the biggest race we wsnt to see is the one against the clock…beating every v8 rs4 or s4 wont do anything to help back your 10 second claim…

I would love to see another Audi in the 10s that is not completely gutted, regardless of how many cylinders it has.

So would I Jake, tell him you’ll send him a JHM hat if he goes 10s…lol

Okay,

Adam, Send us video AND Time-slip proof of you running 10s at a NHRA certified drag strip and we will reward you with something!

Jake

great. ;D

Had a couple pulls with a Gallardo.

S4- k04s with ots awe tune. 2 passengers on 91. This was our second and last pull, I didn’t do too bad in the top end the first race…I was also racing a C63 before too so heat was a factor. Makes me want more power!!!

http://youtu.be/OkxR0XhrfkI

Lol that did not go well us four ringers.

Love that flat crank v10 sound. Any more videos of that car?

no flat cranks on V10s, its shared and split pin cranks. shared have an uneven firing order 54* & 90*, split are even 72*.

I wrote up more details on it in the past, buried on EA somewhere

iirc the 5.0 is split pin and the 5.2 is common pin