Where are all the fast EPL 1/4 mile times? (NO FATS, NO 60-130, NO DYNOS)

I just want to race someone who’s on here that weekend. Kinda bummed 91gl hasn’t been around for a bit…

That was an example of cars making power but not performing in the 1/4 well. They do crazy well in the standing mile and 60-130 but not the 1/4.
I was saying it is possible for that to exsist

That was a fucking terrible example

9 seconds isn’t “running well”???

You are delusional. you’re also showing you don’t get how hard it is to go from 11s to,10s to 9a

The veyron takes 1200 HP to go 9.9.

Further check the comparisons to 9 second cars that “aren’t running well” at the door…you are defending 12 second epl cars lol

In case you missed it…

Come defend your 12 sec car and answer my post

Really!? Really saki? And yet a supra with less than 1200 runs low 8s and it’s a manual… Not sure how you feel justified at all.

I don’t know what you mean by that but I reckon my RS4 would beat your 13.5 second car. It’s not like you went 13.5 and trapped 120. Further seeing how fast a car (and driver) are at the strip shows what it’s going to perform like in a race. we can look at 1/8 vs. 1/4 trap speeds…we can look at all kinds of things. Looking at a dyno proves absolutely fuck all.

Here…we can have a virtual race. This is my RS4 looking backwards while accelerating away from your K03 car. Just have to use your imagination. :smiley:

http://www.youtube.ng/watch?v=iVMJs8c1e6w&feature=channel&list=UL

you want to talk about Supras and UGR Gallardos…why? The Audi discussion isn’t going well, so time to divert? Where are all the EPL timeslips?

dude…we’re talking about 500 whp Audis with AWD. These cars should have NO TROUBLE launching hard with traction. The 60-130 was created to help the 996 guys use a comparison benchmark with each other. Now everyone who sucks at the quarter mile wants to use it as ‘the benchmark’. It has been adopted by the monster power guys because frankly they have trouble with traction before as much as 80-90 mph.

You bring the ‘only did 9s’ underground Gallardo into the argument but again you’re showing that you’re not able to pay attention.

FOCYS. SHOW ME THE TRAP SPEEDS.

The power of the car is indicated in the trap speed. The quality of the launch and gear shifts is indicated in the Elapsed Time.

THE UNDERGROUND GALLARDO TRAPPED 177 MPH.

http://www.youtube.ng/watch?v=HVPf591KJSw

Here’s an 800 hp S4. Traps 142 mph.

http://www.youtube.ng/watch?v=NhVvTUIsz7w

Yet this, with 1400whp does 180.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23yTQj5SGPk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I never said you would get a bunch of time slips. If you look back a few pages you will see me saying I didn’t think you would.
Look, we can argue all day and waste our time. I don’t agree with you claims and I will be working on proving you wrong. Plain and simple.

I could say the same for this. Use your imagination.

This is what it looks like when I race a V8 S4 and your balls to the wall RS4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y89s8zQRNzw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And no not the race where I’m just the camera car (race 1). The second race

You sound like a little kid, bragging and challenging someone who is 1500 miles away.

my RS4 is bone stock, not exactly balls to the wall. You’re the monkey who is acting like you’re challenging me (from Seattle) with your K03 car and 12.75 vs. 13.5…street race this or that. You’re making less sense with each post.

Way to go on beating the 180 hp guy in the A4. That was truly impressive. This is the third time you’ve posted that video on forums. You’re clearly proud of it.

Again…who fucking cares about 1200-1400 whp cars. They’re irrelevant. You tried to be a smart ass and tripped yourself up because you forgot that the trap speed is the lie detector.

FOCYS TWEETS…LET’S TALK ABOUT AUDI

You again completely ignored what I said abou the reason the 60-130 was created, and the fact it is totally irrelevant for Audi S4/RS4 guys with quattro. You are acting like your buddies are making groundbreaking power that can’t be harnessed at the dragstrip. You guys are making the same or less power than Stage III S4s have been making for the past 5 fucking years. You guys are running SLOWER than Audi S4s were running 5 years ago. You guys are trapping WORSE than Audi S4s were trapping 5 years ago.

You all use the B5 S4. You all use the O1E (except the scammer who used the B5 RS4 trans and boasted about his FATS times without disclosing it). You all weigh around 3500 lbs, have 4 wheels and quattro. NOTHING you are doing with these EPL/AMD builds is special other than the dyno sheets provided by the tuner.

SHOW US SOMETHING!

I’ll race my friend in his stock RS4 and I’ll give him a 1 second head start from a 50mph roll. Want to guess the outcome?

I know you only do 1/4 mile drag racing, but where are you vids of you doing a roll race? You said you did that…

A UGR Gallardo dosnt do that well in the 1/4 mile compaired to their mph is what tweetler is saying they do a low 8 or high 7 second 1/4mile mph…
The long and the short of it is all this BENCH Racing and or Calling out doesnt really do anything…
I like both 1/4 mile and 60-130 times
1/4 is a dig race and 60-130 is a roll race.
When tweets gets a chance he will 1/4 mile it, with I get a chance i am going to 1/4 mile my multicolored short bus, and I will do a 60-130 time as well.

Lets do some drag races and roll races…I am in who else is …I know primetime is and that tweets is in and sackofmojo is in as well…who else SexMex???

Hey saki!! Go to Az and watch me beat a 11.6 sec mustang from a dig! That is the only race I’ve had with this car. I am already faster than you thought I would be. My point is some people like one some like the others. You can focus on one and not do well in the other. It isnt always “cars that dont do well at the track aren’t fast.” and the track isn’t the only way to measure a cars clout! Plain and simple dude.

I’m down to run anytime. I really want to run primetime plus he seems like a cool dude. I’m spent saki. You can argue with yourself some more.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/448994-Your-B5-S4-V-S?goto=newpost

scroll up a bit!

you suck at arguing. If your 600 hp car can’t beat a bone stock RS4 with 200 less hp, I would expect you to drive your car off a fucking cliff (or drive it to EPL/AMD and say ‘WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!?’

You seem to think I give a fuck that you can beat a stock RS4. lol.

Go race a K04 car tuned by JHM on race gas and you can do whatever the fuck you want with your car. Go race something significant and impressive. Go race a car that we know that has gone 11.499 or better @ 125 mph or better and that will be fun to watch. We know that’s not going to be an EPL tuned car, since they have never run faster than 11.6.

As for my runs vs. other cars, you can’t be this dense. You really don’t know where to find videos of my cars? Seriously?

what did I say you’d run? I don’t remember. You have gone from making 500 whp to 580 though, so whatever I said 4 months ago is irrelevant. I do remember thinking you wouldn’t likely run 10s, but if you had I would be impressed.

If you go on race gas in good DA, I reckon your car, which made 580 whp? IS that right? I think a good time for you would be to match or beat the JHM RS6r car. It ran 10.8 @ 130 or so. If you get anywhere near 10.anything or even 11.10 or better, that’ll be really good. If you are trapping around 130, that’s awesome and about right.

Don’t get me wrong, if you run 11.55 @ 125 that will also be great (relative to 99.9% of cars no earth), but frankly that’s 2007-2008 K04 type performance (450-500 whp cars) that your build should ANNHILLATE and you need to do better than that to justify the build.

Wonder if you’ll beat the stock motor, supercharged RS4 from Britain that went 11.42 @ 124. That would be a good benchmark. That’s an expensive car with a $18,000 mod package on it. You’re making nearly 100 whp more than that car. By that rationale you should be beating it by a HUGE margin…maybe 6-7 tenths and 7-8 MPH…and I’m not even considering the fact that your car weighs 200 lbs less.

Primetime should be a cakewalk for you. His car traps 115-117…not 130.

I’m here! I don’t post much and try to keep up, but some of these threads are quite prolific in just a matter of days.